Overheard in the latest chat ...
Bill: There are ways of telling whether a body is a Dash.
Krazikev: Are there? What are they?
Bill: Tell me, what do you do with Dashes?
slotcarman12078: Burn!
Krazikev: Burn, burn them up!
Bill: And what do you burn apart from Dashes?
LeeRoy98: More Dashes!
slotcarman12078: Wood!
Bill: So, why do Dashes burn?
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Dragula: B--... 'cause they're made of wood...?
Bill: Good!
Krazikev: Oh yeah, yeah...
Bill: So, how do we tell whether it is made of wood?
LeeRoy98: Build a bridge out of it.
Bill: Aah, but can you not also build bridges out of stone?
slotcarman12078: Oh, yeah.
Bill: Does wood sink in water?
LeeRoy98: No, no.
slotcarman12078: It floats! It floats!
LeeRoy98: Throw it into the pond!
Krazikev: The pond!
Bill: What also floats in water?
LeeRoy98: Bread!
slotcarman12078: Apples!
Dragula: Very small rocks!
LeeRoy98: Cider!
slotcarman12078: Great gravy!
LeeRoy98: Cherries!
slotcarman12078: Mud!
Dragula: Churches -- churches!
slotcarman12078: Lead -- lead!
AfxToo: A duck.
Krazikev: Oooh.
Bill: Exactly! So, logically...,
LeeRoy98: If... it.. weighs the same as a duck, it's made of wood.
Bill: And therefore--?
LeeRoy98: A Dash!
Krazikev: A Dash!
Exactly, or thereabouts.