[John P]

I was judiciously applying a flexi-file to the inseam of Frankenstein's legs when my wife passed by the room and asked what I was doing.

"Crotch sanding!" I said.

She said, "I'm sorry, have I been neglecting you?"

:lol:

 

[falcondesigns]

Well,tell her to start sanding.........

 

[Lloyd Collins]

John really does have an interesting life. I hope one day to see the movie, in 3D.

 

[scooke123]

Think I'd pass on the sanding myself!

 

[mcdougall]

I can't wait to hear what happens when you start working on Wonder Woman!
Mcdee

 

[scotpens]

"Crotch sanding!" I said.

I've heard many euphemisms for it, but not that one before!

 

[MonsterModelMan]

If this wasn't a family BB...this conversation could go down hill very fast.
I'll keep them thoughts silent!

MMM

 

[Auroranut]

I was judiciously applying a flexi-file to the inseam of Frankenstein's legs when my wife passed by the room and asked what I was doing.

"Crotch sanding!" I said.

She said, "I'm sorry, have I been neglecting you?"

:lol:

I bet you said yes.....

chris.

 

[scotpens]

I hereby nominate the title of this thread for the Ten Best HobbyTalk Thread Titles list.

 

[Auroranut]

I second that nomination!!

Chris.

 

[Auroranut]

I reckon we should move this thread to the Adult Forum and have some fun with it....

Chris.

 

[Lloyd Collins]

Adult Forum? I didn't know we had adults here.

 

[Auroranut]

You have a point Lloyd.....

Chris.

 

[scotpens]

I reckon we should move this thread to the Adult Forum and have some fun with it....

Not another round of the Pants Game!!

 

[John P]

I hereby nominate the title of this thread for the Ten Best HobbyTalk Thread Titles list.

:lol:

 

[jgoldader]

I was judiciously applying a flexi-file to the inseam of Frankenstein's legs when my wife passed by the room and asked what I was doing.

"Crotch sanding!" I said.

She said, "I'm sorry, have I been neglecting you?"

:lol:

There was a painful, horrible take on this in the first "Darwin Awards" book. It involved a belt sander.

And staples.

Jeff

 

[Magesblood]

some of the greatest men in history have worn pants.

Reminds me of the time I was draining the hot dog steamer at a store I worked at. I was alone in the store, getting ready to close. Put the bucket by the counter to catch the wiener water and someone came into the store while my back was turned to the entrance doing some cleaning of other stuff. As you can imagine, water coming out of something at 2 1/2 feet into a bucket sounds like something...else. She yelled, "what the hell are you doing?"

eh, guess you had to be there.

 

[mcdougall]

some of the greatest men in history have worn pants.

Reminds me of the time I was draining the hot dog steamer at a store I worked at. I was alone in the store, getting ready to close. Put the bucket by the counter to catch the wiener water and someone came into the store while my back was turned to the entrance doing some cleaning of other stuff. As you can imagine, water coming out of something at 2 1/2 feet into a bucket sounds like something...else. She yelled, "what the hell are you doing?"

eh, guess you had to be there.

Hope you didn't say" just draining off some weiner water mam...what can I get ya?"
Mcdee

 

[The-Nightsky]

Did you grab her and give her a dremel Salute right there on the workbench? LOL

 

[The-Nightsky]

some of the greatest men in history have worn pants.

Reminds me of the time I was draining the hot dog steamer at a store I worked at. I was alone in the store, getting ready to close. Put the bucket by the counter to catch the wiener water and someone came into the store while my back was turned to the entrance doing some cleaning of other stuff. As you can imagine, water coming out of something at 2 1/2 feet into a bucket sounds like something...else. She yelled, "what the hell are you doing?"

eh, guess you had to be there.

: Just Drainin the wieners Ma'am":wave:... I'm so gonna get banned