This Ebay item is unbelievable. Its the funniest one I have seen! I don't know how to post a link but feel free if you'd like.
I am going back for another laugh!
I think this might be it...........http://www.ebay.com/itm/270925290931?ru=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.ebay.com%2Fsch%2Fi.html%3F_sacat%3D0%26_nkw%3D270925290931%26_rdc%3D1