I know this was waaayy off topic but I thought an explanation was in order.
A bloke came over and wanted me to buy his snake. I politely refused. He said in that case he was just doing to let it go in the woods. I explained that since it was a tropical snake it would die when it got cold. The A$$ didn't care, so I had to buy it to save it. It was about two feet long and we thought it was a Python so we named it Monty ( it turned out to be a Boa and a girl). At the time I had a couple of room-mates and they were less than thrilled with the idea, but agreed (temporarily).
First time it escaped and crawled into a sound-hole and destroyed a expensive speaker. It stayed in there for about 6 months (we thought it was gone for good). Next, it slithered into a storage area and that's where my box of old models were. It did it's business and that's that.
Remember the movie "Alien"? Well let me tell you--the Alien's blood has nothing over snake poop! That stuff will corrode steel!
The wife (then, just my GF) started getting fond of it. The roomies moved and the snake stayed. We kept it for 22 years! It had one encounter with the opposite sex when a fellow wanted us to "baby-sit" his pet for a summer while he went on holiday. That resulted in 4 dozen babies! Momma passed about 5 years ago, the babies were all sold, but three of her siblings live on in her legacy. Again, no pics because this isn't a "Herp" board, but I do have pics of the birthing, feeding, growth rate etc. She was over 10 feet and about 90 pounds at the end.
Yes, I grew attached to her too. When she died it was no different than when we lost our cat or our budgie. A very sad time.
cheers..