[carnut2256]

Top O' the Mornin' ta ya now, are ye feelin' a wee bit Irish today? Let's find out:

1) You celebrate St. Patty's Day by:
a) drinking green beer all day and acting like a loon
b) being totally oblivious that it's not a typical Saturday
c) asking people to touch kiss your Blarney Stone

2) On St. Patty's Day, you will only buy green Johnny Lightnings
True or False?

3) Have you ever tried Corned Beef and Cabbage?

4) Are you wearing any green today?

5) What is a Tam O' Shanter?

May tha divil be lookin' fer ye in tha wrong part o' town now, laddy

 

[Icedawg]

1. N/A
2. False You have to have the luck of the Irish to find JLS.
3. Yes
4. Yes
5. My Galic is rusty.

Irish saying
The only person in town that is truly happy is the village idiot.

 

[CtotheB]

1+A= :drunk:

 

[MudSlinger]

1) You celebrate St. Patty's Day by:
a) drinking green beer all day and acting like a loon
b) being totally oblivious that it's not a typical Saturday
c) asking people to touch kiss your Blarney Stone

D) None of the above

2) On St. Patty's Day, you will only buy green Johnny Lightnings
True or False?

False, if by any chance I see one I want, I'll but it no matter the color

3) Have you ever tried Corned Beef and Cabbage?

I can't stand corned beef or cabbage

4) Are you wearing any green today?

Nope

5) What is a Tam O' Shanter?

I have no clue

 

[jedimario]

Top O' the Mornin' ta ya now, are ye feelin' a wee bit Irish today? Let's find out:

1) You celebrate St. Patty's Day by:
a) drinking green beer all day and acting like a loon
b) being totally oblivious that it's not a typical Saturday
c) asking people to touch kiss your Blarney Stone
d) basking in the ironic glory of the Eagle's victory over the Fighting Irish =D

2) On St. Patty's Day, you will only buy green Johnny Lightnings
True or False?

3) Have you ever tried Corned Beef and Cabbage? no

4) Are you wearing any green today? no

5) What is a Tam O' Shanter? no idea

May tha divil be lookin' fer ye in tha wrong part o' town now, laddy

:wave:

 

[2low4u]

1. e) none of the above. That might change to c this evening.
2. True if I can make it to the store
3. yes
4. yes, the letters on my John Deere t-shirt
5. it's a hat

Glenn

 

[Karl]

Top O' the Mornin' ta ya now, are ye feelin' a wee bit Irish today? Let's find out:

1) You celebrate St. Patty's Day by:
a) drinking green beer all day and acting like a loon
b) being totally oblivious that it's not a typical Saturday
c) asking people to touch kiss your Blarney Stone
d) Chasin me bonnie green-eyed lass.

2) On St. Patty's Day, you will only buy green Johnny Lightnings
True or False?
No, they be rarer than the fabled pot-o-gold around here.

3) Have you ever tried Corned Beef and Cabbage?
Ur yes, and I believe only the horrific screeches of dying bagpipes are the only thing capable of drowning out the sound of the resulting cabbage toots (now about the smell...).

4) Are you wearing any green today?
"Yes!"

5) What is a Tam O' Shanter?
They look like 'muffin tops' to me

May tha divil be lookin' fer ye in tha wrong part o' town now, laddy

And I'm 1/3 Irish! (2/3 crap)

 

[Macs_Little_Car]

Top O' the Mornin' ta ya now, are ye feelin' a wee bit Irish today? Let's find out:

1) You celebrate St. Patty's Day by:
a) drinking green beer all day and acting like a loon
b) being totally oblivious that it's not a typical Saturday
c) asking people to touch kiss your Blarney Stone

2) On St. Patty's Day, you will only buy green Johnny Lightnings
True or False?

3) Have you ever tried Corned Beef and Cabbage?
Yes, i like it

4) Are you wearing any green today?
Nope

5) What is a Tam O' Shanter?
Tom O'Shanter;'s sister?

May tha divil be lookin' fer ye in tha wrong part o' town now, laddy

When is it St Andrew's Day? Who cares about the Irish? We need a good day for Scotsman!! And a real drink, not that crappy green beer, but a fine Scotch Whiskey... that will put hair on your chest!

 

[MissouriMike]

Rob - When you get a little older and more appreciative of the finer things in life, you'll toss the Scotch and enjoy a fine Irish whiskey!

Mike

"May your roof never fall in, and those beneath it never fall out."

 

[Bugzy]

Top O' the Mornin' ta ya now, are ye feelin' a wee bit Irish today? Let's find out:

1) You celebrate St. Patty's Day by:
a) drinking green beer all day and acting like a loon
b) being totally oblivious that it's not a typical Saturday
c) asking people to touch kiss your Blarney Stone
....None of the above...may have a house party..or go with friends to the local pubs....for some real beer...

2) On St. Patty's Day, you will only buy green Johnny Lightnings
True or False?
....False..

3) Have you ever tried Corned Beef and Cabbage?
....No

4) Are you wearing any green today?
...Yes....My shirt...!!..and hat....!!

5) What is a Tam O' Shanter?
...a Cap...like a tam.....

May tha divil be lookin' fer ye in tha wrong part o' town now, laddy

...Happy St. Patrick's Day.. :wave:

 

[camarors]

Top O' the Mornin' ta ya now, are ye feelin' a wee bit Irish today? Let's find out:

1) You celebrate St. Patty's Day by:
a) drinking green beer all day and acting like a loon
b) being totally oblivious that it's not a typical Saturday
c) asking people to touch kiss your Blarney Stone

b

2) On St. Patty's Day, you will only buy green Johnny Lightnings
True or False?
False

3) Have you ever tried Corned Beef and Cab

Yes, I love it

4) Are you wearing any green today?

No

5) What is a Tam O' Shanter?

It's a small community, In north west Fort Lauderdale, Florida

May tha divil be lookin' fer ye in tha wrong part o' town now, laddy

Not if I can help it. :tongue: :wave:

 

[Quantum]

Top O' the Mornin' ta ya now, are ye feelin' a wee bit Irish today? Let's find out:

1) You celebrate St. Patty's Day by:
a) drinking green beer all day and acting like a loon
b) being totally oblivious that it's not a typical Saturday
c) asking people to touch kiss your Blarney Stone

2) On St. Patty's Day, you will only buy green Johnny Lightnings
True or False?

3) Have you ever tried Corned Beef and Cabbage?

4) Are you wearing any green today?

5) What is a Tam O' Shanter?

May tha divil be lookin' fer ye in tha wrong part o' town now, laddy

1. My dear Italian wife makes me Shepherd's Pie, just like my grandma did, God rest her soul. But I do ask my wife to shine my shillelagh. :wave:

2. Definitely no orange ones... :drunk:

3. Of course

4. yup

5. Isn't that Scottish?

 

[Quantum]

When is it St Andrew's Day? Who cares about the Irish? We need a good day for Scotsman!! And a real drink, not that crappy green beer, but a fine Scotch Whiskey... that will put hair on your chest!

No wonder Scottish woman are hairy!

If nothing else, we can have a beer and curse the Brits. :dude:

 

[Macs_Little_Car]

No wonder Scottish woman are hairy!

If nothing else, we can have a beer and curse the Brits. :dude:

.Yes.

 

[Dave_anto364]

sorry its the end of the day and appears i missed this earlier. I am in no condition to answer these. I have some green liquid to drink!

 

[nascar4al]

5 Questions

1) You celebrate St. Patty's Day by:
a) drinking green beer all day and acting like a loon
b) being totally oblivious that it's not a typical Saturday
c) asking people to touch kiss your Blarney Stone

B It's Saturday? :drunk:


2) On St. Patty's Day, you will only buy green Johnny Lightnings
True or False?

FALSE :tongue:

3) Have you ever tried Corned Beef and Cabbage?

CAN'T GET PAST THE SMELL :freak:

4) Are you wearing any green today?

NO

5) What is a Tam O' Shanter?

NO IDEA
I guess I am not much of an Irishman, but those of you that are "party on"
:hat: :hat:

 

[POCKETWOCKET]

1) You celebrate St. Patty's Day by:
a) drinking green beer all day and acting like a loon
b) being totally oblivious that it's not a typical Saturday
c) asking people to touch kiss your Blarney Stone....very very very close to the correct answer so i choose this one....

2) On St. Patty's Day, you will only buy green Johnny Lightnings
True or False?
false, first i gotta find 'em on the pegs....

3) Have you ever tried Corned Beef and Cabbage?as a matter of fact, i made rubens today for lunch....mmmm, corned beef, sauerkraut, russian dressing, swiss cheese all stacked thick on rye bread....

4) Are you wearing any green today? why yes, i forgot i had on 4-day undies....

5) What is a Tam O' Shanter? if i told you....

May tha divil be lookin' fer ye in tha wrong part o' town now, laddy

back at ya :wave:

 

[stupidsquirrels]

Top O' the Mornin' ta ya now, are ye feelin' a wee bit Irish today? Let's find out:

1) You celebrate St. Patty's Day by:
a) drinking green beer all day and acting like a loon
b) being totally oblivious that it's not a typical Saturday
c) asking people to touch kiss your Blarney Stone
e) Me and the Amazing Mary hopped the Mommobile anddrove to Clovis to see 'Zodiac' (Gooood movie) :thumbsup: :thumbsup:
2) On St. Patty's Day, you will only buy green Johnny Lightnings
True or False?
I would've if I'd found some.
3) Have you ever tried Corned Beef and Cabbage?
Truly gruesome stuff
4) Are you wearing any green today?
Black t-shirt w/ green skull with glowing green eyes, green 4leaf clover wrapped in flames tattooed on my right bicep (John Patrick Reilly, figure it out), and green underwear since tomorrow's laundry day (kidding, kidding)
5) What is a Tam O' Shanter?
Tis a type o' cap me bucko

May tha divil be lookin' fer ye in tha wrong part o' town now, laddy

Your never too drunk, so long as you can still grab the grass to keep from falling off the earth :tongue: