[dammitman]

> A woman in a hot air balloon realized she was lost.
> She lowered her
> altitude and spotted a man in a boat below. She
> shouted to him, "Excuse
> me, can you help me? I promised a friend I would
> meet him an hour ago,
> but I don't know where I am."
>
> The man consulted his portable GPS and replied,
> "You're in a hot air
> balloon, approximately 30 feet above a ground
> elevation of 2346 feet
> Above sea level. You are at 31 degrees, 14.97
> minutes north latitude and
> 100
> degrees, 49.09 minutes west longitude.
>
> She rolled her eyes and said, "You must be a
> Republican." "I am," replied
> the man. "How did you know?" "Well," answered the
> balloonist, "everything
> you told me is technically correct, but I have no
> idea what to do with
> your information, and I'm still lost. Frankly,
> you've not been much help to
> me."
>
> The man smiled and responded, "You must be a
> Democrat." "I am," replied
> the balloonist. "How did you know?" "Well," said the
> man, "you don't know
> where you are or where you're going. You've risen to
> where you are, due to
> a large quantity of hot air. You made a promise
> that you have no idea
> how to keep, and you expect me to solve your
> problem. You're in exactly the
> same position you were in before we met, but,
> somehow, now it's my
> fault."

 

[POCKETWOCKET]

hahahahahahahahahahahahaha....oops....i just messed my pants.... :freak:

 

[Swifty]

So the moral of the story is: Republicans are jerks and Democrats are idiots?

If that's the case I'll go vote for that funny little guy from Texas with the big ears. No, not Bush, the other one. Ol' what's his name... Parrot? Perro? Perot, that's it.

Actually, I think I'll just submit a write in vote for Mr. T. His 'pity the fool' platform may be just what this country needs.




Truthfully, I don't get involved in political discussions on message boards. However, I do believe in making fun of all parties equally.

 

[4runnerx4]

Very good!! JibJab is still the best i've seen yet!

 

[carnut2256]

:lol: :lol: :lol:

 

[ParkRNDL]

Bwaaaaahahahaha... :tongue:

actually, I heard that one before, about four years ago. Still love it.

--rick

 

[chadms]

thats a good one!!!!

 

['68malibu'er]

Since it is now Sunday morning: AMEN!


Thanks for the story :wave:

 

[modsquad]

Only because I am curious...

However, I do believe in making fun of all parties equally.

Equally Swifty? Are you an independent? Undecided?
Why equally?
Do you always balance the two equally (with regard to jokes or policy)? Is one party ever at any one time ever right, the other wrong (and are you ever influenced accordingly as to tip the scale in any direction)?
I voted for Ross Perot in 1992.
The first (and last) time I ever voted outside the Republican Party.
I thought the man had decent values and was of good moral character (and his no-nonsense shoot from the hip approach to issues was very appealing), but in hindsight I know now that a third party independent as Commander in Cheif would do disaster in Washington (nothing would have ever been accomplished) because they are liked by neither majority/minority party in Congress. And I believe we need both parties, each to certain extents.

Not a bash. No right or wrong. Just curious as to why some folks think in certain ways... :wave: :thumbsup:

 

[Swifty]

Equally Swifty? Are you an independent? Undecided?
Why equally?

Oh, simple really. I figure we have both Republicans and Democrats here. So if I make fun of one, I try to crack a joke at the other party's expense too, so as not to offend anyone in particular. As for my own political leanings, I am an Independent.

 

[modsquad]

As for my own political leanings, I am an Independent.

Independent or undecided?

:hat:

 

[Swifty]

Independent or undecided?

:hat:

Independent. I have no loyalties to either party.