Ripping is Racing

[SuperFist]

One of my slot car racing strategies I use sometimes is the night before a race,
I eat a bowl of pinto beans and 8 raw brussel sprouts with grated cheese for a late night snack.

Then in the morning at the track I'm powered by pure methane,
and during the race the exhaust fumes are devastating to the competition.

But I always bring an extra pair of underwear and a washcloth incase I have an accident,
and end up with a wet burrito in my cargo pants.

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[Guidepin]

TO MUCH INFORMATION! GK

[sturgis]

we race with a guy in Michigan, that just may follow that same pre-race diet..

Good Luck with your shorts.

[slotcarman12078]

That's living on the edge!!! On that diet I would have to carry 2-3 spare pairs of shorts!! Just in case!

[A/FX Nut]

You're not right.

[Bill Hall]

I'd just flick a match on you and be done with it.

[A/FX Nut]

Originally Posted by Bill Hall

I'd just flick a match on you and be done with it.

YES! YES! YES!

[DesertSlot]

It's gonna be a great day. I can tell.

[roadrner]

Originally Posted by Bill Hall

I'd just flick a match on you and be done with it.

Would work for me! rr

[wheelszk]

Why is he aloud in here?

[coach61]

Originally Posted by wheelszk

Why is he aloud in here?

He makes me look good..

[NTxSlotCars]

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[sethndaddy]

Age means nothing, no matter how old I get I'll always giggle at farting, lol.

[joez870]

Originally Posted by coach61

He makes me look good..

Hahahahaha!

[2.8powerranger]

Some folks are like slinkies,,They serve no real purpose in life,but push em down the stairs and they always bring a smile to your face.
lol. Every club needs that 1 guy !