Ripping is Racing

[NTxSlotCars]

It's Friday, and this thread brings back many uncomfortable memories.
We raced every Friday night, and there was always one of these in the crowd.
This could be considered self defense. You see, uh, oh, why explain?
Everyone knows the feeling of being in a closed room and suddenly not being able to breathe.
Here's a recipe for self defense.....

Breakfast.... Any sort of egg breakfast, heavy on the eggs please.
Don't forget the orange juice.

Lunch..... Mexican food, or even better one big Frito chili pie!

This way, when it's time to break for pizza, with all that tomato sauce, Coke or Dr. Pepper, you can effectively mark your territory. It runs in cycles, but sometimes this is a necessary evil.

Tools of the trade.

anonymous

[grungerockjeepe]

Mexican food is a good mainstay, rock that shredded beef with lots of pinto beans and dont forget to hose it all down with some brutal hot sauce. Tapatio or Cholula taste nice, but ask the waiter for the 'good stuff' that they crank out for themselves and amigos. Dont forget a couple of those big frosted goblets of Dos XX dark.

Cant forget the way of the Germans also: A couple bratwursts with lots of kraut and some rowdy, seedy mustard washed down with the dark beer of your choice is a guaranteed winner every time.

If you really want to bring on a nuclear holocaust, you gotta think outside of the box. Indian food has enough exotic and pungent spice to end friendships and ruin a colon. A plate of spicy vindaloo (spicy stew usually with chicken, lamb, or vegetable based) heavy on the hot chili peppers will have you cropdusting your co-workers all day. Channa Masala (mostly garbanzos in sauce made of onions and tomatos with hella spices--more or less, its the Indian chili) on the side of the vindaloo is going to guarantee a toxic cloud no one within a 3 block radius will soon forget. And you prolly want to make sure you have a fresh pair of drawers nearby while your at it.

[slotcarman12078]

The best part of this scenario is the fact that once you have demonstrated your capabilities at the track, you can ease back a little on the diet and use other forms of intimidation to work to your benefit. A few different custom printed tee shirts can be utilized to keep the fear factor level in your competition while you rest your lower GI tract. There are quite a few different placards that can be used in combination to express your personal hazmat threat. While it's unlikely the competition will forget your abilities, the new guy at the track will likely question your apparel choice and be clued in on your weapons of mass destruction by fellow racers, and yield in terror.

http://www.shippinglabels.com/DOT/HazMat_Placards.asp

Some interesting combinations can be had.. I would try to avoid the flammable solid though.. the threat may be nice, but the aftermath can be messy...

[DesertSlot]

Great link! Combine Combustible and Poison Gas!

[bobhch]

Originally Posted by DesertSlot

Great link! Combine Combustible and Poison Gas!

lol...yeah I like the INHALATION HAZARD sign...lol

Found this thread by searching for post by Coach....he makes me look good...ahahahahahahhaahhaha

Bob...this whole thread is Crazy funny and has lots of laughing power...zilla