Did anyone else suffer the misfortune of seeing this garbage?

If you haven't seen it, I'll take the bullet for you. Don't bother - what a mess. The theatre was full and there was audible displeasure when the credits rolled.

Oh well, I can still look forward to White Noise.

First Darkness then White Noise? How about something in between, like Gray Lady Down? :D

Probably not even any Anna Paquin nudity to help the medicine go down either, huh?

Unfortunately, no Anna Paquin in the buff. Still, she's continually running around in spaghetti-string tank tops looking pouty. Sheeeeeeesh.

She's just pickin' up a paycheck. Right behind her at the bank is Giancarlo Giannini.