View Full Version : So I'm sanding Frankenstein's pants...


John P
11-14-2009, 01:04 PM
I was judiciously applying a flexi-file to the inseam of Frankenstein's legs when my wife passed by the room and asked what I was doing.

"Crotch sanding!" I said.

She said, "I'm sorry, have I been neglecting you?"

:lol:

falcondesigns
11-14-2009, 02:07 PM
Well,tell her to start sanding.........

Lloyd Collins
11-14-2009, 05:06 PM
John really does have an interesting life. I hope one day to see the movie, in 3D.

scooke123
11-14-2009, 08:16 PM
Think I'd pass on the sanding myself!

mcdougall
11-14-2009, 08:44 PM
I can't wait to hear what happens when you start working on Wonder Woman!
Mcdee:p

scotpens
11-14-2009, 10:22 PM
"Crotch sanding!" I said.I've heard many euphemisms for it, but not that one before! ;);)

MonsterModelMan
11-15-2009, 12:23 AM
If this wasn't a family BB...this conversation could go down hill very fast.
I'll keep them thoughts silent!

MMM

Auroranut
11-15-2009, 01:22 AM
I was judiciously applying a flexi-file to the inseam of Frankenstein's legs when my wife passed by the room and asked what I was doing.

"Crotch sanding!" I said.

She said, "I'm sorry, have I been neglecting you?"

:lol:

I bet you said yes.....

chris.:p

scotpens
11-15-2009, 01:44 AM
I hereby nominate the title of this thread for the Ten Best HobbyTalk Thread Titles list.

Auroranut
11-15-2009, 01:48 AM
I second that nomination!!

Chris.:)

Auroranut
11-15-2009, 01:49 AM
I reckon we should move this thread to the Adult Forum and have some fun with it....

Chris.:)

Lloyd Collins
11-15-2009, 04:33 AM
Adult Forum? I didn't know we had adults here.

Auroranut
11-15-2009, 04:51 AM
You have a point Lloyd.....

Chris.:)

scotpens
11-15-2009, 08:35 AM
I reckon we should move this thread to the Adult Forum and have some fun with it....Not another round of the Pants Game!! :eek:

John P
11-15-2009, 10:01 AM
I hereby nominate the title of this thread for the Ten Best HobbyTalk Thread Titles list.

:lol:

jgoldader
11-15-2009, 10:45 AM
I was judiciously applying a flexi-file to the inseam of Frankenstein's legs when my wife passed by the room and asked what I was doing.

"Crotch sanding!" I said.

She said, "I'm sorry, have I been neglecting you?"

:lol:

There was a painful, horrible take on this in the first "Darwin Awards" book. It involved a belt sander.

And staples.

Jeff

Magesblood
11-15-2009, 10:53 AM
some of the greatest men in history have worn pants.

Reminds me of the time I was draining the hot dog steamer at a store I worked at. I was alone in the store, getting ready to close. Put the bucket by the counter to catch the wiener water and someone came into the store while my back was turned to the entrance doing some cleaning of other stuff. As you can imagine, water coming out of something at 2 1/2 feet into a bucket sounds like something...else. She yelled, "what the hell are you doing?"

eh, guess you had to be there.

mcdougall
11-15-2009, 10:57 AM
some of the greatest men in history have worn pants.

Reminds me of the time I was draining the hot dog steamer at a store I worked at. I was alone in the store, getting ready to close. Put the bucket by the counter to catch the wiener water and someone came into the store while my back was turned to the entrance doing some cleaning of other stuff. As you can imagine, water coming out of something at 2 1/2 feet into a bucket sounds like something...else. She yelled, "what the hell are you doing?"

eh, guess you had to be there.

Hope you didn't say" just draining off some weiner water mam...what can I get ya?":p
Mcdee

The-Nightsky
11-15-2009, 11:08 AM
Did you grab her and give her a dremel Salute right there on the workbench? LOL

The-Nightsky
11-15-2009, 12:41 PM
some of the greatest men in history have worn pants.

Reminds me of the time I was draining the hot dog steamer at a store I worked at. I was alone in the store, getting ready to close. Put the bucket by the counter to catch the wiener water and someone came into the store while my back was turned to the entrance doing some cleaning of other stuff. As you can imagine, water coming out of something at 2 1/2 feet into a bucket sounds like something...else. She yelled, "what the hell are you doing?"

eh, guess you had to be there.

: Just Drainin the wieners Ma'am":wave:... I'm so gonna get banned

Dave Metzner
11-15-2009, 12:42 PM
Would some one please explain where this thread is going and how it relates to modeling?
Looks like it's on it's way to a closing!
Dave

PM Moderator
11-15-2009, 12:48 PM
I think that this thread has run far enough....
Sooo I'll close it now....
Dave