just recived a e-mail from them.

dear mrs. burke
Over the last few months your husband has been causing quite a commotion
in our store.
And we can not tolerate this type behavior and have been forced to ban both of you from our store.
Our complaints against MR. burke are listed below and are documented by our vidio surveillance camaras.
#1 may 3/09
went into the fishing department -took a pole off the rack and put a hook on the line. and one of our full figure emplyee's walk over and asked if he needed help. he replyed no. when she turned around he hooked the back of her pants and released the bail and let her walk several feet away.
then preseaded to lock the bail and pulling on the pole YELLING OUT LOUD.. I'VE GOT A BIG ONE!!

ON may 20/09
he went into the toy isle and was setting up a hw tracks down the isle.
then started ripping out newly stock diecast cars out of the packages.
and running them down the isle.
please note : we added a bill for 60 cars he opened..and the track.

on june 15 /09
he set all the alarm clocks in housewares to go off in 5 minute intervals

on july 2/09
went to the service desk and tryed to put a bag of m&m's on layaway

on august 4 /09
moved a wet floor sign to a carpet area

on august 16 went into a fitting room. shut the door and waited awhile, then YELLED OUT! VERY LOUDLY...HEY !! THERE'S NO TOILET PAPER IN HERE

HAVE A GREAT WEEK EVERYONE....:wave: I WILL FIND SOMETHING TO DO!!
WONDER HOW FAR TARGET IS FROM HERE ?:rolleyes:

yes this is a joke!!
figured i better add this just in case.....lmao

I always knew you would snap someday Lee. :freak:

Well, did ya land the big one? :lol:

lol i could tell it wasn't real, by the spelling/grammar... used ;)

good stuff. got a laugh out of it.

And to think I got banned just for not wearing pants!

So YOU were the guy they was talking about? Yeah, I heard some of the stories. :wave:
Did you really hide in a clothes rack and when someone went by said "Hey, pick me pick me"? And did you really have yourself paged, walk to the end of the service counter and when they sent out the page you said, "Yes, yes I'm right here, thanks. What seems to be the problem?" :p
I dont know about you Gunn, I just dont know! :rolleyes:

lol i could tell it wasn't real, by the spelling/grammar... used ;)

I thought it was real for this same reason.

LMAO Lee! Thanks for the comedy.

I couldn't wait to read what you did to get banned and couldn't believe it because it sounded so out of character for you. Lee, banned from a store? No way!
You caught me off guard with this joke and I enjoyed every line of it. :lol:

LMAO. Can you imagine the reaction of bystanders if you're inside the fitting room yelling that you need a roll of TP. Too bad Candid Camera isn't around anymore. :thumbsup::thumbsup: rr

So YOU were the guy they was talking about? Yeah, I heard some of the stories. :wave:
Did you really hide in a clothes rack and when someone went by said "Hey, pick me pick me"? And did you really have yourself paged, walk to the end of the service counter and when they sent out the page you said, "Yes, yes I'm right here, thanks. What seems to be the problem?" :p
I dont know about you Gunn, I just dont know! :rolleyes:

lmao. ya a friend of mine sent the joke to me. but alot of it i wouldn't post here. now the fishing pole joke i made up to replace a few of the others.
everyone knows i like to fish so i figured if i used that one first i might hook afew of you !:thumbsup:

Well done LEE, I have read the joke you were sent as well, Pretty funny!!! LMAO!!

good one lol

Hilarious read gunn. :thumbsup:

Great sense of humor! I was hoping it was real-just for the drama, I mean. I don't want anyone banned from Wallys.:rolleyes:

Funny....Wonder how many's happened? :p...........Wonder how many will now?

Gunn's next post....."Alright kiddies, don't try anything you read in this joke in your local Wally's...OR ANY WALLY'S! " :p

Or ..
"When Jokes Become Reality" with a sub post of "A list of inexpensive lawyers in your area!"
:thumbsup: