Here we go again- Them dang smurfs are headed to Rock Hill this coming weekend. Even after it was mandated that there would be no testing during the off season. What The _____ ? Although i had already scheduled something this weekend, I am sending my car with the very capable RICKY HILL, He will let me know what and how they are cheating. Even though -since he will be driving the RED ROCKET - he will have to look back to see them. WHOOOOOOO HOOOOOOOO
Yippi ty yeah--RED RIDER

Man I wish I could go spy for you Mr. Red Ryder, and hopefully make those smurfs sweat a little, but I'm going to have to work on my car this weekend just to hopefully be ready for the race. I guess we're at the disadvantage with our privateer single-car teams up against those multi-car conglomerates...its just like NASCAR! Lol! I do wish my car was ready though, I don't even have an engine yet, I've got to get on it.

All you have to do is show up Sam, and they will start sweating bullets on a 45 degree day. Not to worry though, i have already tuned in Ricky as to what to watch for in the pits. Things such as what kind of big block they will put in to keep up, pretty sure they will have some fandangled new chassis piece that they will be experimenting with, along with, the latest in clutch technology-- Not to mention what blasted wing tech they have came up with over the long time off. I have already heard some very interesting stuff about what Little Boy Blue is going to try this year-(Little bird said he was actually going to try and keep his car on the race track-Not in the infield where he normally drives) That alone should pick him up a couple of tenths. HEHEHEHE-- I'M Gone guh guh guh
Red Rider

Well, I got an engine from my buddy Mitch tonight, but I doubt I can make it. I wonder if it would still be legal if I stripped that smurf blue off of it and ran it as a silver head, lol.

Hmmmm testing huh?

Who'da thunk it?

Someone was suppose to come along but had to send another to do it for him. Red Ryder couldn't handle the pressure. But Rickie had the guts to go out. I even think he drove better than RR. Sure came back with a complete car.:woohoo:

Phe Phe, i am tired of all the excuses. It is like this son just put up or shut up. Quite simple. If those red wagons of yours are so damn good then carry your tail down and show me. Oh i am sorry forgot your just a bench racer that has been there and done it all. Its your track LITTLE RED RYDER show me how its done. Your KING of the Grove. Should have sent your cars back to you in a plastic bag but i figured not to waste the time for i am sure you will complete that task upon your RED CARPET arrival to your kingdom.

Roger -- don't hold it is son, it will give you an ulcer. Go ahead and get it out man.

I bet it went something like this.

Phe-red-boy sent his bud down to run but "de-tuned" the red-rocket so as to give you guys a false sense of security.

Is anyone going to spill the beans and tell us how fat you guys were or am I going to have to resort to finding satellite imagery.

You know the drill with little red ryding hood. Every year nothing but crying. I think he need to cry back over the river and through the woods back to grandma's house and meet his destiny. No false sense of security here just if thats all that things got just stay at home or run the 8 second breakout class. Ricky should have just put that piece out of its misery. Anyway did you mean how fast we were. If you can get a satellite image let me know i would love to see. Call me if you would like. Later

How bout ya RED ROCKET MAN i know your sitting there stewing and brewing up your response. Better yet why dont you just call me or we can meet somewhere when ever you can get a KITCHEN PASS.

Not to worry Scott, from what i here they were slow even with all the cheat notes they had out. I heard Old # 3 was able to keep up though- but that was on the off road track.
(he just don't get it) As far as Ricky and the red rocket-he did just what he was asked to do,NUFF SAID BOUT THAT.
Did here good things about the .15 engine though, Of course don't know if they were in complete legal form or not. Ricky could only watch so much before getting discusted and sick to his stomach from all the illegals goin on. Not to worry Sam- it should only take a couple of days of polishing and such to get your .15 like there .15's. The color of the head really want matter after that. hehehehe

RED RIDER- I'M GONE guh guh guh

Intelligence being gathered...

http://photos.hobbytalk.com/data/510/medium/rockhill.jpg


Other data coming in...

From that picture it looks big enough to drive real cars around it!

Thanks to some friends that will remain nameless, I have obtained some very good intel.

The BLUE line is the lines that some of them were taking.

The RED line, well I am not sure what was going on with that car.

You guys be the judge.

http://photos.hobbytalk.com/data/510/medium/rockhill1.JPG


Now please do not ask me to do any tracking of tracks and cars for you, this little episode cost me quite a few favors.

Not only do I have the "line" intel but there are more "details" that I would just as soon keep to myself, I am sure you all understand. ;)

Red Line, flying KSG maybe??Thanks to some friends that will remain nameless, I have obtained some very good intel.

The BLUE line is the lines that some of them were taking.

The RED line, well I am not sure what was going on with that car.

You guys be the judge.

http://photos.hobbytalk.com/data/510/medium/rockhill1.JPG


Now please do not ask me to do any tracking of tracks and cars for you, this little episode cost me quite a few favors.

Not only do I have the "line" intel but there are more "details" that I would just as soon keep to myself, I am sure you all understand. ;)

Nice intel Scotty too hotty! That red line looks like the line that little red wagonhood uses when he is in his kingdom.
I was thinking the other day, that in the 80's we had Claussen and Nessinger (sorry for spelling), the 90's King and Hand. I was wondering who the dynamic duo is for the 2000's? So while I was pinching off a Benji, It hit me, like last nights meatloaf at 3am, It has to be Ricky and Benji, Team shake and bake!!! I am shaking just thinking that we are in the presence of the next Nitro idol!! We will all be there by the red carpet awaiting your arrival. LOL:o. PHE PHE I have my kitchen pass, do you? So in the immortal words of the NWO, don't just sing it, bring it!! See yall at the Rock!!:woohoo:

And The RED WAGON was still only a tenth off.hehehe

Yea a tenth per 3 straight aways and per 3 corners which = 6 tenths. I case you can't do the math red monkey.