HOW TO HANDLE AN IRRITATING SEATMATE ON A PLANE


If you are sitting next to someone who irritates you follow these instructions:


1. Quietly and calmly open up your laptop case.

2. Remove your laptop.

3. Start up

4. Make sure the guy who is annoying you, can see the screen.

5. Close your eyes, tilt your head up to the sky & move your lips as if praying

6. Then hit this link (http://boortz.com/mp3/archive/countdown.swf)

rotflmao!that was too funny!even before my morning coffee!i dunno where you guys find this stuff,but i am still laughing!

That is a good one. Can you imagine. Only problem is, you'd probably get drug off the plane when it landed. ;) rr

I was gonna say fart.

That is a good one. Can you imagine. Only problem is, you'd probably get drug off the plane when it landed. ;) rr

If they would even wait that long, you'd probably "have an accident" as the guard in Shawshank Redemption said. "The passenger exited the plane with a rush of air and loose articals."

I usually cough in their direction and tell them I hope they don't catch my TB

Not sure the Air Marshalls would find that amusing. But I sure did.

That is a good one. Can you imagine. Only problem is, you'd probably get drug off the plane when it landed. ;) rr


You're gonna get drug off alright....in chains n' shackles!!

hahahahahhahahahaaah Now that is funny!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Bob...I just had to click on that link a few more times...zilla