View Full Version : Chariot Buildup!


g_xii
12-26-2008, 03:15 PM
A friend of mine sent this to me -- telling me "Beauty is in the eye of ..."

BEHOLD!: 190275600230

So I went to that auction site and pulled up the above number.

Go look if you wish to see what I found. You will be amazed, or horrified, maybe a little of both. Be sure to "SUPERSIZE" the photos!

Happy holidays and happy new year to all!

--Henry

Y3a
12-26-2008, 03:35 PM
EEEEWWW!!

I wonder what brand of TOOTH BRUSH was used to apply paint?:drunk:

Sonett
12-26-2008, 06:06 PM
Hey now guys, I only used a fine horse hair toothbrush on that Chariot, Try to be nice (just kidding - don't really know who built it) :)

bert model maker
12-26-2008, 07:26 PM
I am AFRAID TO LOOK

Scorpitat
12-26-2008, 07:28 PM
Oh my god! What type of paint, and how many fingers was that painted with??

I can't believe it actually has a bid on it! That is pure sacrilege to that beautiful kit.

WHAT were they THINKING????

Sincerely,
Scorp.

"Boldly GO!" :woohoo: :wave:

darkwanderer
12-26-2008, 07:59 PM
:eek::drunk::eek:

mcdougall
12-26-2008, 08:03 PM
Yes...Yes...but the glue smears and bent antenna certainly make up for any minor flaws:drunk:
Mcdee

g_xii
12-26-2008, 09:46 PM
Yes...Yes...but the glue smears and bent antenna certainly make up for any minor flaws:drunk:
Mcdee

Not to mention the custom weathering on the Robot's torso!

hal9001
12-26-2008, 11:44 PM
That model could have been built under a 1001 circumstances, who knows, but that one bid may make someone very proud. Regardless...

Paulbo
12-27-2008, 12:05 AM
Well, if you're on a budget you could buy the model for half what CultTVman sells it for (plus shipping), rip it apart, strip the paint, and return it to its original condition to be built properly.

Nah. Even if you only value your time at $1 per hour, you're out $400 to get a model you could buy for $40. :freak:

g_xii
12-27-2008, 12:10 AM
That model could have been built under a 1001 circumstances, who knows, but that one bid may make someone very proud. Regardless...

Yes -- I know. And I really hope that I'm not indirectly poking fun at some young kid's first attempt at model building or anything mean like that.

But from looking at the listing, it looks like a fairly competent listing layout. So I guess I'm kind of concluding that if they can take a nice picture (something a LOT of people have trouble with!) and clearly show the item that is for sale, I have to wonder about what is being sold here and if there is an attempt to pass along something substandard.

Like I said -- I hope it's not a kid, as I'd hate to be the one to discourage ANYONE from joining this hobby, as God knows we need more model builders.

We'll never know either way, but you made a good point!

--Henry

teslabe
12-27-2008, 12:27 PM
Well, with the robot's tracks and the luggage on backwards, I hope they just had one too many.....:drunk: Just goes to shows that when you hit the fourth
shooter, lay down the glue....:rolleyes:

bert model maker
12-27-2008, 11:11 PM
Where is this picture ? anyone have a link to it ?

mcdougall
12-27-2008, 11:43 PM
http://cgi.ebay.com/ws/eBayISAPI.dll?ViewItem&item=190275600230&ru=http%3A%2F%2Fshop.ebay.com%3A80%2F%3F_from%3DR4 0%26_trksid%3Dm38.l1313%26_nkw%3D190275600230%26_s acat%3DSee-All-Categories%26_fvi%3D1
Here it is:thumbsup:
Mcdee

JeffG
12-28-2008, 12:06 AM
Obviously a graduate from the Helen Keller School For Gifted Modelers.

g_xii
12-28-2008, 01:04 AM
Same seller!!!

Presenting ....... THE MONOGRAM FLYING SUB!:

http://cgi.ebay.com/ws/eBayISAPI.dll?ViewItem&item=190275602845

Including the "stock" style paint job (as in, I guess he was out of YELLOW!).

Seaview
12-28-2008, 02:53 AM
Alright, so they're ghastly; what about the builds WE all did in the 4th +/- grade? :freak:
Anyway, I don't blame the guy for selling them. Who knows? Maybe with more practice, actually reading painting directions correctly (and either abstaining from booze or opening his window while cementing curtains), this builder MIGHT get better as time passes.
I see that folks are actually BIDDING on these build-ups, and hopefully for restoration project purposes. :o

g_xii
12-28-2008, 03:24 AM
Alright, so they're ghastly; what about the builds WE all did in the 4th +/- grade? :freak:
Anyway, I don't blame the guy for selling them. Who knows? Maybe with more practice, actually reading painting directions correctly (and either abstaining from booze or opening his window while cementing curtains), this builder MIGHT get better as time passes.
I see that folks are actually BIDDING on these build-ups, and hopefully for restoration project purposes. :o

Can you say "SPARE PARTS KIT"? :)

--Henry

bert model maker
12-28-2008, 03:27 AM
time for a bath in castrol super clean

Y3a
12-28-2008, 08:40 AM
Does it look like the Chariot treads were SOLDERED TOGETHER? Maybe Clothespin marks? Paw prints? Teeth marks?

g_xii
12-28-2008, 02:44 PM
Does it look like the Chariot treads were SOLDERED TOGETHER? Maybe Clothespin marks? Paw prints? Teeth marks?

No, you dope. It's chunks of that "paste" they used to let us use in kindergarten to glue leaves and such to construction paper. The stuff some idiot kid was always EATING! And that paint job.... get's me thinking of the ole' finger-paintin' days.... hmmmmm..... makes you wonder!

flyingfrets
12-28-2008, 05:18 PM
WHAT?!!? You mean were NOT supposed to eat the paste????

mcdougall
12-28-2008, 05:30 PM
WHAT?!!? You mean were NOT supposed to eat the paste????

Murclemrphfft chorklefflllp!.....(need water:freak:)
Mcdee

Antimatter
12-28-2008, 05:57 PM
Space doors to thread closing in 5...4...3...2...1

AJ-1701
12-28-2008, 06:01 PM
STRUTH You gotta admire the blokes "give it a go and she'll be right" attitude not to mention his own self worth modesty... I'm not sure who to feel more sorry for... the builder or the final winner???

Y3a
12-28-2008, 06:02 PM
OF COURSE YOU WERE SUPPOSED TO EAT THE PASTE!!! The teacher could tell by the 'minty fresh' breath that you had been in the paste again. Instant detention.

Zombie_61
12-28-2008, 07:56 PM
Isn't that why that paste came with a popsicle stick? :dude:

PM Moderator
12-28-2008, 09:15 PM
I haven't bothered to look up the build-up that is the subject of this thread.
No matter how innept his effort, the guy did actually build something. That's more than I can say for some who post here regularly!
I think that this has gone far enough...... Thread Closed!

Dave