View Full Version : Calling all Unlimited Racers....


AfxToo
12-18-2008, 01:12 AM
The Earth needs you.

Be the magnetic equivalent of Hans Brinker and plug the holes in the magnetosphere with your 6 magnet Unlimiteds.

http://www.reuters.com/article/scienceNews/idUSTRE4BF79220081216

2012 is closer than you think.

tjettim
12-18-2008, 08:37 AM
The God of magnetism is angry with HOPRA's attempt
at reducing the Unlimited class to only a 'support' race.

AfxToo
12-18-2008, 10:06 AM
Never thought about that angle. I guess I could contribute all of my Level 25 magnets to the cause too, now that they've effectively been banned from HOPRA and serve only as an expensive reminder of money ill spent.

I figure if we get enough of these, maybe a dozen or two Unlimiteds and a few mods and poly mods, in geosynchronous orbit right where the holes are at in the magnetosphere we can plug the holes and protect the Earth. I think this calls for a high downforce setup.

neorules
12-18-2008, 11:25 AM
Ok Tim, you are in charge of the "Save The Earth-- Run an Unlimited Race" Campaign. I had a different slogan"Get A HO and Plug That Hole" but figured there was a very high probability it could be taken the wrong way.

resinmonger
12-18-2008, 09:21 PM
Keep in mind the fact that Al Gore invented this idea and used ESP to plant the idea in your head to build up grass roots support.

H.O. racer
12-18-2008, 10:04 PM
Was the scientist's name Henny Penny? I also remember being taught in school it is a scientific "FACT" It is impossible to see heat waves. Like on a hot summer day, looking across an open field.

Bill Hall
12-18-2008, 10:28 PM
LOL! Ok ya caught me! I am the "Magnetbearpig"

I have enough t-jet magnets in my top workbench drawer that any car sat on its roof will spin and orient itself accordingly. Through the 3/4" desktop and the 3/4" overlay with laminent on both sides.

resinmonger
12-18-2008, 11:47 PM
LOL! Ok ya caught me! I am the "Magnetbearpig"

I have enough t-jet magnets in my top workbench drawer that any car sat on its roof will spin and orient itself accordingly. Through the 3/4" desktop and the 3/4" overlay with laminent on both sides.

Al Gore told us all that magnetbearpig was real but only Stan, Kyle, Cartman and Kenny would listen. Now look at the fine mess we're in.

SplitPoster
12-18-2008, 11:50 PM
Wait a minute, this can't be true!!!

Scientists at the American Geophysical Union meeting in San Francisco said they had been entirely wrong about how solar particles that cause the storms were entering the Earth's magnetosphere.

Geophysical scientists were entirely WRONG regarding this readily observable, measurable phenomena??????

Well, they need to talk to Al Gore and the climate guys, because not only do they know EXACTLY how every system and variable works beneath the stratosphere, they also know EVERYTHING that is going to happen in the future!

The geophysical union obviously needs non-profits, lobbyists, platitude spouting, condescending demagouges and sensational media coverage so they can get the magnetosphere to behave as intended.

Solution? As for this magnetosphere issue, I believe one needs to look no further than China, and the production of substandard, melamine-contaminated t jet magnets. Data shows they interfere with satellite instrument calibration (secret data on file, trust us), and unless AW ceases production and uses earth friendly biodegradable magnets, the solar wind will destroy the earth.

slotcarman12078
12-19-2008, 12:03 AM
Can't we just shoot a few rockets full of Gas-x at the sun??? That should at least cut down on some of the noxious emissions....

tjettim
12-19-2008, 08:42 AM
Lets blame it on cell phones.They already are debating
if they will cause brain tumors.Maybe old mother earth
just needs a good magnet zapping.