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flyingfrets
08-06-2008, 09:04 PM
Hey! Where's the light switch? It's dark in here....

Capt. Krik
08-06-2008, 09:28 PM
You know, I thought I saw a light switch when I came in but some shut the door and now I can't see my hand in front of my face.


Wait a minute...is that my hand?

Scorpitat
08-06-2008, 09:32 PM
<tripping over a stack of unbuilt refits and space pods>

THUD!

Boy, I'll be glad when we get some lights installed in here. The bruises are gonna be mounting till then!

<Grabs icepack and feels way to corner of room, to stay out of harms way>

Sincerely,
Scorp.

"Boldly GO!" :woohoo:

Ohio_Southpaw
08-06-2008, 10:45 PM
Someone needs to say "Let There Be Light". And there shall be light, and the light shall be good...

flyingfrets
08-06-2008, 10:52 PM
Okay..."Let there be light"...

Nope. Didn't work.

Somebody call an electrician....

Magesblood
08-06-2008, 11:11 PM
quick, rearrange the furniture!

Steve244
08-07-2008, 12:09 AM
ha, and they said it was just a fad...

bert model maker
08-07-2008, 02:48 PM
Hey, someone used the light switch for their Pod build.

SteveR
08-07-2008, 04:49 PM
Bloody darkness.

Seaview
08-08-2008, 10:40 AM
OOOF!!! (Thud!)

Capt. Krik
08-08-2008, 03:58 PM
Listen....did anyone hear an OOOF!!!

flyingfrets
08-08-2008, 07:05 PM
Where's DLM when we need him?!!?

scotpens
08-09-2008, 01:15 AM
Bloody darkness.Better to light a single candle than to curse the darkness.

Unfortunately, I'm all out of candles.

Damn stinking darkness!

Capt. Krik
08-09-2008, 10:14 PM
I went to light the candle and burnt my finger with the match.

Stupid matches. Stupid darkness. :p

MML
08-09-2008, 11:53 PM
It is pitch black. You are likely to be eaten by a grue.

:p

scotpens
08-10-2008, 01:16 AM
It is pitch black. You are likely to be eaten by a grue.

:pI don't get it. What's a grue?

hankster
08-10-2008, 08:45 AM
google is your friend.

scotpens
08-10-2008, 02:03 PM
Oh, okay. I get it now.

BTW, why do you have a link to the weather in Kalamazoo as part of your signature? I mean, it's not like I'm planning a trip to Kalamazoo anytime soon. Heck, I don't even have a gal in Kalamazoo.

MML
08-10-2008, 04:13 PM
I don't get it. What's a grue?

One for the old-school gamers!

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Zork
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Grue_(monster)

Magesblood
08-10-2008, 08:41 PM
It is pitch black. You are likely to be eaten by a grue.

:p


swing sword aimlessly in the dark

::you have decapitated yourself

::You're standing in a dark forest, to the North is a large tree...

hankster
08-10-2008, 09:00 PM
Oh, okay. I get it now.

BTW, why do you have a link to the weather in Kalamazoo as part of your signature? I mean, it's not like I'm planning a trip to Kalamazoo anytime soon. Heck, I don't even have a gal in Kalamazoo.

It's a web site I do that uploads info from my personal weather station at home.

mcdougall
08-10-2008, 09:25 PM
Where's my Glow in the Dark Big Franky when I really need him:cool:(C-C-CRUNCH) well that must have been my non-glo one....misery
Mcdee

scotpens
08-10-2008, 10:23 PM
It's a web site I do that uploads info from my personal weather station at home.Tonight's forecast . . . DARK!! :hat:

flyingfrets
08-11-2008, 07:07 PM
Tonight's forecast . . . DARK!! :hat:

Continued dark throughout the evening with scattered light into the morning hours...

Scorpitat
08-12-2008, 12:53 PM
Darkness falls across the land, the midnight hour is close at hand.

Creatures crawling in search of blood....to terrorize your neighborhood....

Nova Designs
08-12-2008, 03:04 PM
I have nightvision... and I can see you all!

flyingfrets
08-12-2008, 06:48 PM
I have nightvision... and I can see you all!

That's gonna come in real handy cause it's still dark in here...

hankster
08-12-2008, 09:28 PM
Huh? I can't see what you are saying!

Auroranut
08-13-2008, 03:42 AM
Whatever you do- don't walk towards the light!!!:freak:

Chris.:)

scotpens
08-13-2008, 04:40 AM
I see the light at the end of the tunnel!

Oh, wait -- damn, it's another tunnel!

Ohio_Southpaw
08-13-2008, 12:52 PM
"There's a liiiiiiiight, Over at the Frankenstein Place........."

Lou Dalmaso
08-14-2008, 11:48 AM
and now we're back to "big Franky"

mcdougall
08-14-2008, 11:02 PM
Hey....can anybody hear me..hear me...hear mee...thud, thud thud ...Splat...I'm ok...think I found a tree...:drunk:
Mcdee

fxshop
08-15-2008, 12:09 PM
I dont understand what this thread has to do with Model Lighting???, please remove it???

scotpens
08-15-2008, 01:05 PM
I dont understand what this thread has to do with Model Lighting???, please remove it???Someone needs an emergency sense-of-humor transplant!

It's what's known as an "off topic" thread. They do pop up occasionally around here. They're generally permitted as long as they remain in good fun and no one gets nasty, abusive, or the dreaded P-word ("political," that is).

Anyway, this thread IS more or less about light. So . . .

http://img2.timeinc.net/ew/dynamic/imgs/041028/145053__elton3_l.jpg[/IMG-LEFT]


[I]Shine a light, shine a light
Shine a light, won't you shine a light . . .

fxshop
08-15-2008, 09:36 PM
Someone needs an emergency sense-of-humor transplant!

It's what's known as an "off topic" thread. They do pop up occasionally around here. They're generally permitted as long as they remain in good fun and no one gets nasty, abusive, or the dreaded P-word ("political," that is).

Anyway, this thread IS more or less about light. So . . .

http://img2.timeinc.net/ew/dynamic/imgs/041028/145053__elton3_l.jpg[/IMG-LEFT]


[I]Shine a light, shine a light
Shine a light, won't you shine a light . . . OK, Now I understand, Its true I dont have a good sense-of-humor, When people tell jokes, I am always the one that says I dont get it? Thanks! :thumbsup:

mcdougall
08-16-2008, 07:39 PM
Thought I saw a Flash of sequins and heard someone humming Philadelphia Freedom...then blackness ...must have been hallucinating again :dude:
Mcdee

scotpens
08-16-2008, 08:17 PM
You were.

Time to put the bong down. :freak:

mcdougall
08-17-2008, 01:20 AM
Your right dude...I'm putting this down...is this a table I feel...CRASH...er nope...sorry ma'am...(SLAP)
Mcdee

Rebel Rocker
08-25-2008, 10:39 AM
Blessed are the cracked, for they let in the light!!:freak:

We should be fine real soon!!:p

Wayne

Auroranut
08-25-2008, 09:13 PM
:p:p:p
Can I use that quote? I love it!!!:p

Chris.:)

mcdougall
08-30-2008, 01:14 AM
Are you writing that quote down with a glow in the dark pen?...Hey wait ...Thought I saw a glimmer...over there....OH MY GOD.............
Mcdee

Auroranut
08-30-2008, 02:41 AM
See Mcdee? I told you the sun shone out of it!! And if you trip over it again, there better be some flowers and a box of chockies in your hands.......

Chris.:)

mcdougall
08-31-2008, 01:15 AM
Chris...is that you?...Can't see a blessed thing in here and...THUD...ouch ...Just tripped over something, a pumpkin...hey there are Pumpkins in here...we can carve pumpkins and light them up somehow...but how?... how indeed???
Mcdee

scotpens
08-31-2008, 03:06 AM
Chris...is that you?...Can't see a blessed thing in here and...THUD...ouch ...Just tripped over something, a pumpkin...hey there are Pumpkins in here...we can carve pumpkins and light them up somehow...but how?... how indeed???
[IMG-LEFT]http://www.tvguide.com/images/pgimg/great-pumpkin-charlie.jpg[/IMG-LEFT]

Wait — I think I've found some candles!

Oh . . . they're for a Jewish holiday.

Would using them to light up pumpkins be sacrilege?

mcdougall
08-31-2008, 02:38 PM
[IMG-LEFT]http://www.tvguide.com/images/pgimg/great-pumpkin-charlie.jpg[/IMG-LEFT]

Wait — I think I've found some candles!

Oh . . . they're for a Jewish holiday.

Would using them to light up pumpkins be sacrilege?

Not if you hand them to a Catholic it's not...Here give 'em to me...:p
I thought I caught a glimpse of Lucy & Linus that time...Do you think the Great Pumpkin is lurking in here somewhere???
Mcdee

scotpens
08-31-2008, 03:47 PM
I thought I caught a glimpse of Lucy & Linus that time...Do you think the Great Pumpkin is lurking in here somewhere???That's not Lucy, it's Charlie Brown's younger sister Sally. That cynical biyatch Lucy doesn't believe in the Great Pumpkin.

Of course, we know better, don't we?

And can we please get some light in here already, for chrissakes?

mcdougall
08-31-2008, 04:13 PM
Sorry scotpens...your right that must be Sally...light so dim in here ...can't see anything...nneeeedd light...I'll start carving...listen for the Great Pumpkin...I think this is a pumpkin...now where's my jack knife...ahh...
Mcdee

scotpens
08-31-2008, 04:24 PM
That's not a pumpkin . . . . . . AAAAAGGGHH!

Quick, call 911!

mcdougall
08-31-2008, 04:49 PM
Whoa...I'm outta here...:p