O.K guys, nobody has noticed it, but theres a flaw in the slaw somewhere. Where are them dang smurfs? It is way to quiet on here, and that means trouble. I have told yah'll and told yah'll when they shut up, that means they are up too no good. They are probably sceaming up some kind of trouble at EASELY. They are bound and determined to rule that track, even if means pulling out all the stops. Little bird told me they were there yesterday, and get this crap, they were there watching the fast guys in the hyperdrives, trying to figure out what makes them soo good through the corner. Also heard they are going through all there engines, even buying new ones that have the old style piston and sleeve, Seems someone told them they were better, hehehe. Just wanted to see if they would bite at that. Also heard of something else, but i was told that if i mentioned it, they would all visit me. I don't know about you guys, but the thought of that is just to scary. Oh well, i guess we will all find out on the 26th, cause them smurfs ain't coming by my house. Later=Benjie Wright

Well being an Onwer of KSG, Bandit and Coyote, what side can I be on, I guess it all depends on what chassis I bring with HUH?

Great bunch of guys, I am having a blast already.......

I heard they have a special "Smurf Oil" just for the shocks. I am afraid to ask how many smurfs it takes to make a bottle of that stuff. ICK!!

Yeah I knew some of them were headed over.

Of course if I lived closer, I would make the trip more as well.

Although it is your choice, i am willing to help you out. GO WITH ANYTHING AS LONG AS IT IS NOT A SMURF, IF YOUR GIRLFRIEND WEARS BLUE PANTIES, GET RID OF HER. Hope that helps.lol Later=Benjie Wright

Dang Scott did you have to mention that. yuck

Benjie, the Godfather has a long reach and these days it reaches WAY into North AND South Carolina. So, if the Smurfs get into a “visiting” mood, just let me know. I promise you they will like “my” visit a lot worse then they like theirs. So speak your mind….I got your back.

Yeah I love it, i am hooked for sure, just waiting on my Howler to get here.....

Guys there is something big brewing in the Smurf camp, What we must do is join together as a union, Lets admit it, they are a strong group. However they can be stopped- Sam, proved that to us last time. Now it's Team howls time to shine, You guys are the next strongest group. So all of ya put ya brains to working and get together a lead man and let the yotes run. All i can tell ya about what i know of, Well- all i can say is it's big.However i can not risk the chance of having the smurfs visiting me, Godfather, I am sorry but you live way up in Virginia and you have a couple of Smurfs of your own to deal with, do not feel that you could get here quick enough to save me. It is a possibility,(a small possiblity) but a possibility that it may be brewing before the next race, so if any of you have spys in or around Easely you may get some info from them. Got to go for now- They may have my computer tapped. Later=Benjie Wright BUT BOY IS IT BIG!:confused:

Man now you really have me worried.

Benji -- If you PM me what is going on, I may can pull a few strings and have a rule put in to take away all the work. I know a guy.

Shhhhhh don't tell them Smurfs.

Thats okay Benji........the Song Dogs are laying low, but are ready to hunt. They hunt in Packs, you know.......... Our Lead Dog, #6 is gnashing his teeth to be turned loose and is HONGRY............ its been too long since his last good meal. I just hope I can keep him calm so he doesn't get too HYPER......... and pounce on one of those Smurfs too quickly. We Song Dogs like to stalk our prey, watching and waiting for just the right moment, then...........................ouch!!!

Man what side am I gonna be on, hmmmmmm... What a great place to race and have fun....... I can not wait to see what is unvailed......

LMAO:woohoo::wave:

LMAO:woohoo::wave:

Shouldn't that be

LMB(Big)H(Honkin)AO??

No need for you to worry Benjie. I've been up to something as well that should make me faster. Its big as well, I've had both my cars taken completely apart for 2 weeks now. I show no mercy when it comes to Smurfs, lol.

Hey a UNION......I like that........the Godfather is all about controlling unions!

Shouldn't that be

LMB(Big)H(Honkin)AO??

that's tooo funnny!:thumbsup:

Here's the latest update, IT'S BIG. But i am not talking about Kevin. hehe. In fact, Kev is really in the dark about what is going on, don't get me wrong he knows the basics of what is happening but he don't know everything. I myself will be on the look out for a .15 with a head painted red. Get my drift this will shakeup all of nitro oval. Of course by now we all should be use to this type of $#!+ by them dang smurfs. I am telling you guys get to work, and i ain't talking about little changes, i mean be making some huge changes. Don't worry about having an endurance type car, i am talking about making big enough changes to have extreme speed. Don't worry about lasting, worry about being fast enough to get out of there way, ( cause we know how they drive ). I myself have already built a new car ,trying to exact the same one i had last time, it was in the 5.5's but i am hoping with this new one to get down to the 5.3's and that may not be enough from what i am hereing. But anyway GET TOO WORK< LEAN DOWN THE MACHINES YOU HAVE NOW< MAKE THEM LIGHT,FAST,AND VERY TUNABLE> Sam, You might want to pull out all the stops, I MEAN GET ALL THE GUYS FROM TEAM HYPE TO BE PUTTING THERE HEADS TOGETHER>GOT TO GO FOR NOW IN CASE THEY HAVE MY PUTER TAPPED> Oh yeah i vote GODFATHER for CEO of the UNION ,,
Darrell, what ever you have built regardless of brand, tear it apart and rebuild it make it faster, leaner,lighter,freeur,better,rebuildable,and then hope for the best, if you need a place to pit when you get there comeon by kevins trailer we will make room for ya. Later=Benjie Wright:wave::thumbsup:

Now wait just a minute. I know those Smurfs are fast and looking for an edge, but running a "punched out" engine?

They wouldn't do that, would they?

But we know McLin is doing "something" with a Dremel.

You guys are going to make this as bad as electrics. :wave:

Oh yeah Mclin, what are you doing with that Dremel OLE BOY? Seems i recall something about you mentioning a dyno on another thread, what you boys smoking up there in Virginia. Have you got some smurf blood in you somewhere, if you do i ain't voting for you for CEO of the UNION AGAINST POLLUTED SMURFS! Later=Benjie Wright

Well uhhhhh yes, I do have this………uhhhhhh…. “project” going on and ……..well…….yeah, it does involve a Dremel tool but honestly guys it’s mostly above board….uhhhh I mean it’s COMPLETELY above reproach…….sorta. But let’s move away from this it’s really not worth discussing.

Never mind what we are smoking up here in VA because you can't have any!

As for "voting" me into CEO........that's "not quite" how the Godfather does it....in other words........missed it by thaaaat much!

Vote Early and Vote Often huh?

Yeah I might def. need a place to pit unless there are some indoor areas available other than someones trailer with a/c, dont get me wrong a trailer will do me just fine but I know how making room can be, LOL......... I could fill a whole trailer myself the only advantage to this I am mailing stuff and flying down so I will be limited.....

But i will be more than happy to take up some space, not a big deal to me as long as you guys are ok with it.....

I will be most likely driving in that morning sometime before noon, so little practice time, hmmmmm may have to rethink that...... then leave out after the racing action to hopefully make it back to the airport intime to make it home that night......

i will work that out never fear........

Scott gets it.

Man, Need to go next door to the Dairy Barn and borrow their boots for this thread.:cool:

Mclin,BEEHAAVEE--- Put down the dremel and walk away slowly. Don't want anybody to get hurt on here. I forgot Godfather you have already elected yourself CEO-MY BAD don't get mad. Darrell, question for ya, What if you win-duh-- that changes everything, I mean you have the trophy ceremonie, Post race interviews- an autograph session, oh yeah and as long as you're not driving the KSG you get to pull the smurfs mascot out and do the smurf stomp on him, then you have to get out in traffic and fight your way back to charlotte. Maybe you should try the airport at greenvill-Spartanburg its alot closer to the track. But TIM is the one that may have to catch this one, You're really going to need to tighten down on tech.I mean he is really got to pay attention and nip this one in the bud. Scott, You may have to help keep TIM awake. But if it shows up on the 26th we are going to have one more fight. Later=Benjie Wright

Kevin, from just what i know,you need to go next door to the dairy barn lay down and cover yourself up, You would fit right in then. I can't believe you SMURFS, OH, THE NERVE. I mean if anyother team was to try some $#!+ like you guys are trying to pull, There would be blue people everywhere raising there middle finger in the air. If i were you i would just go over to that barn and hide, cause we will find you and old # 3. By the way where is that LITTLE BLUE BOY AT ANYWAY. Every time the Godfather speaks he goes and hides behind the rest of the team. Tell him to get his Acrookedletters up front and be a spokes man for TEAM BLUE. Atleast that way we can throw $#!+ at him. Later=Benjie Wright(THE PHENOM)

The Smurfs should love the .15s next year.......what, with the blue head and all.....kind of fits right in, dont it? As far as running a punced out engine......not at the Nats....i hope. Might get caught when the race director calls for random engine checks....... might get tore down before the mains even start............. But I dont think even a Smurf would cheat on the national level........... besides....cant all R/C racers be trusted???????.....
yeah,,, right!!

You remember when we voted Scott, You seen Blue Hands everywhere. But here is the deal word has it they are pushing fo the new muffler to be blue also. Man - There whole theme song starts with I GOT THE BLUES. I have found out now that the lead smurf himself has been watching the action going on on these threads, I told you they had spys. We must get our mess together or it may turn into a case where we all feel like cheesy Mac. (and we all get a case of the blues).Later=Benjie Wright(THE PHENOM);)

Hmmmmmm gonna tear the car down tonight when i get home and get busy got a week before I have to mail it out........

Breaking News about the Smurf situation. This just in guys. I stopped by to see old kevin at his work today,Not unusual. When i walked in guess who called him on the cell phone, YEP old #3. I over heard talk of some type of wing they were trying to get, Not what they have been running, this wing is to be lighter, stronger, faster, smaller. So be watching out for a funny looking wing to debut before long. Also figured out something, If you threaten to spend more money than they do at the local hobby shop, You will lose. But this may be to our advantage, we could possibly bankrupt team smurf by using this little thing as part of our strategy. Later-THE PHENOM:rolleyes:

Guess where they are buying them?

Hint -- He is in Hueytown.

Dang, you're good Scott, there is only two ways you could have figured that out, You make a good spy--- or you are turning a little smurfy on us. I choose to think you are becoming a good spy, Hope i am right.
Later-THE PHENOM

:cool::wave:

Well you guys it seems to be a go for the latest smurf project. There big secret will debut on the 26th. I ain't scare't though, Takes more than special built wings, special pistons, polished cranks, tightened compression, ceramic bearings, anti lock breaks, traction control, special compound tires, specially formulated shock oils, custom O.S glow plugs, New Geometry, and all of TEAM SMURF helping you out to scare me. TEAM SMURF_JUST BRING IT!
Thats right (OLD#3) I AM CALLING YAH"ll OUT> Smurf roast at easely, everybody welcome. Later,Benjie Wright(THE PHENOM)

It is all on you Benji -- we will haved to sit this one out. Waiting on the Nats.

Me and Sam got yah'll covered man, I know what the secret is, we can handle the pressure, I really look for them to dial thereselves right out of it. Kevin has said he is leaving the trailer, I doubt it, he will need to put his car back together. Look forward to seeing all you guys at the Nats for a little smurf bashing. There new Team orders are -don't loose the nats, the way i see it, they don't got a chance. Later, Benjie Wright:thumbsup:

Yeah Benjie, we'll have them covered. After hearing about the Smurf's new wings I've done some work to get faster, I got my hair cut really short to reduce drag. Should be worth a tenth or 2. I'll shave my legs as well if I have to, but I don't really want to, I'll see if the haircut is enough of an aero advantage. ;)

Sam you may want to check out the Satellite post, that is before you go building alliances.

From what I have deciphered it looks like I might be building alliances with the right guy if he's doing all that.

Sam, Please don't shave the legs, Kevin is just crazy over smooth legs. Don't need to get him excited,If you know what i mean. That tenth you found will pretty much do the smurfs in i believe, They already know the aggony of defeat. Later-Benjie Wright:thumbsup:

That's good to hear, I really didn't want to shave my legs, but like I said, when it comes to Smurfs I show no mercy, I'll do whatever it takes.

Really good to here Sam, and your attitude toward the smurfs is right on target. But those coyotes better start acting nicer, or they too will feel our
rath.I think Scott may be the trouble maker on that team, may need to get him first. But then again Tim has been acting up a little hear lately, Sure hate to take out the main man though. Later-The Phenom

Bring it Phi-Phi!!

I know I am a new member but I hear the howl a comin, LOL............ gonna be fun this weekend........

Scott, I am trying to reckon with you , Although it is starting to resemble my reckoning with them blasted smurfs. If you want to be a trouble maker go out on your own and call your team bad boys racing, that way i will know which scott i am talking too. The really sad part is ,you have already corrupted Darrell, and he hasn't even raced yet. Poor, poor Darrell. Now i have to beat him like a drum too, It's a dagum good thing i have Sam on my side, I know i can trust him, he want stray, He can't stand smurfs either. I sure hope Tim and Jason and the rest of Team Howl doesn't take up your bad habits. I will see you at the Nats ole boy, and it's game on. I'll have my A game, you better bring yours. Darrell, as Scott once said, be careful of who you align yourself with. Later- The Phenom I have no affiliation with Scott anymore.lol:cool:

Hey I just align with the best and if that is Team Howl and ScottH is apart of that then well......... I guess I will have to stand tall and take sides, LOL........

Hopefully see some of you guys this saturday.........

Holy cow!! Someone give Phi-Phi his meds, he is headed over the edge.

You come on here trying to talk the "I am innocent" game but we knwo the truth don't we Phenom?

We know the things you are up to. Truth be knwo all the SMURM goings on you yelp about are probably the things you are up to. Hmmmm, on to something here I think.

Now, for the latest update on them Smurfs, I snuck up on Kevin at his house about 30 minutes ago. It was terrible what i saw. Not only was he there working on the Secret project, He had friends. It is sad who was there, it looked like a smurf meeting of the cheaters association. Kevin was accompanied by Ricky( I'll beat you one way or the other) Hill and get this, also there was Kenny (I cheat everywhere) Derr. They were looking at the new project and talking about what else could be done to it , I was so upset, I just done what i thought was the right thing to do-- I called it a piece of JUNK and then i got in my truck and left. But guys, in all honesty they are cramming in more hours on this project than most cup teams do getting ready for Daytona. Now is the time for unity among the rest of us,so i am asking the godfather to do what he thinks is best, I know he will do the correct thing. I be thinking of sacrificing a smurf or two, but he may have something better. Later- The Phenom :confused:

Scott, i use to look at you and say, now that boy has a good mind on his shoulders, Now i look at your shadow ,and i am convinced the shadow is smarter. Later, The Phenom:woohoo::cool:

Ya know with all the time you spend in Smurf Country, I think you are starting to turn Blue.

Phi-Phi

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