View Full Version : too funny not to share..


coach61
06-02-2008, 04:59 PM
Saturday night, I was responding to a noise complaint were else but the marina.. I entered the docks and turned onto were else but dock 23.. there I saw a young lady about 90 lbs soaking wet attacking anyone and everyone.. I pulled her back and she A:) tried to pull off my badge my name tag, phone and sidearm.. I had about 60 people around me but fortunatly it was her vs the world..lolwe got her off the dock and calmed down when the Duty Seargent showed up. without warning she lept at him and punched him square in the jaw..not a good thing, he works more then I do.. lol..I have never seen anyone go from free arms to cuffs in such a quick motion.. it was almost magic.. This chick kicked and screamed, kicked windows, the waffle board. and i had about 12 guys singing the Cops theme behind us. it was damm hard to keep a straight face.. I was rewarded by the hooter squad on Dock 21 with some awesome flashes.. Bob would have been proud.. lol.. that was my day.. lol...

1976Cordoba
06-02-2008, 06:16 PM
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Sorry, had to.

:D

Bill Hall
06-02-2008, 07:24 PM
Fit to tied! (pun intended)

Great snippet from the Coach's dock blotter.

Too bad yer not a fed, y'all could have waterboarded her.

roadrner
06-02-2008, 08:37 PM
Too bad yer not a fed, y'all could have waterboarded her.

Works everytime. :rolleyes: rr

bobhch
06-02-2008, 08:38 PM
http://photos.hobbytalk.com/data/500/worthless-without-pics1.gif

Sorry, had to.

:D

Check this out.... http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mPfpYLoHkZs

I love H:):)TERS but, not when they are kicking...COACH gotta love your job man...har Thank God for flashing Hooters...yeah!

Bob...skin to win...zilla

coach61
06-03-2008, 05:01 AM
http://photos.hobbytalk.com/data/500/worthless-without-pics1.gif

Sorry, had to.

:D

that was way too funny...bet Hank would doing the kicking if I did that lol...


Dave

coach61
06-03-2008, 05:02 AM
Check this out.... http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mPfpYLoHkZs

I love H:):)TERS but, not when they are kicking...COACH gotta love your job man...har Thank God for flashing Hooters...yeah!

Bob...skin to win...zilla


Jebbers Bob, that hurts a guy to watch those..lol.. here I was thinking hooters.. yikes.. must go soak in ice now...


Dave

Oh BTW I got told I had to be back in at 3 today...so much for days off....when did America become such a nation of lazy useless flesh?

rant off...

videojimmy
06-03-2008, 07:39 AM
I know when a man does that, he's ina lot of trouble... what happenes to her? Will she go to jail?

coach61
06-03-2008, 09:17 AM
I know when a man does that, he's ina lot of trouble... what happenes to her? Will she go to jail?


Oh ya... big time....


Dave