View Full Version : Crime don't pay


Stangfreak
10-17-2007, 11:31 PM
Honest Tim sits behind his desk wrapping up all paperwork before lunch hour...
http://photos.hobbytalk.com/data/500/Robbery_1.JPG

He has spent many long days in this office to get his business going strong...
http://photos.hobbytalk.com/data/500/Robbery_2.JPG

As he exits for the bank and then for some lunch, he is knocked on his butt and the money grabbed from his hand...
http://photos.hobbytalk.com/data/500/Robbery_3.JPG

The thief jumps into his car and races across the lot...
http://photos.hobbytalk.com/data/500/Robbery_4.JPG

He dosn't get far before the police is hot on his trail... http://photos.hobbytalk.com/data/500/Robbery_5.JPG

After a short chase, he crashes his car into a tree and tries to escape on foot...http://photos.hobbytalk.com/data/500/Robbery_6.JPG

The thief is captured and hauled off to jail in an animal trailer... Thiefs are animals and, crime don't pay !!!http://photos.hobbytalk.com/data/500/Robbery_7.JPG

wildbill63
10-17-2007, 11:39 PM
I love these great little stories, with the pictures and all! And to show that once again that crime doesnt pay. :thumbsup:

edseldave
10-17-2007, 11:49 PM
Love it !!!

Dadvball
10-18-2007, 12:00 AM
I enjoy your awesome shows. Very clever and imaginative. :thumbsup: Thanks!

bubbabearde3
10-18-2007, 01:38 AM
Great way to tell a story. Love the getaway car, I'm a NOVE nut. :thumbsup:

spencer1984
10-18-2007, 07:38 AM
These are great little stories, keep 'em coming as long as you can!

FreqE1
10-18-2007, 07:52 AM
I agree with y'all, keep them comming. Great posts!

craftymore
10-18-2007, 11:10 AM
Go to jail!
Do not pass go.
Do not collect $200.
Go Directly To Jail!

ClearHooter
10-18-2007, 01:58 PM
Cool. That is one heck of a diorama you have there.

But in reality what happens is the thief goes to jail for 5 to 10 and gets out in 2 due to prison overcrowding and good behavior. Within a week he's back on crack and robbing McDonalds and Hardees again. Also Tim broke the thief's right index finger in the scuffle. From prison a law suit is started against Tim by the thief because he can no longer squeeze the trigger of his gun as easy. The ACLU provides the thief an attourney for free. But the thief loses the case. The insuing cost of court (Tim had to hire an attourney out of his own pocket) breaks Tim. Since Tim does own property...Well at least the bank does. He can't get unemployment because he was self employed. He can't get medical or mental help as he suffers from PTSD due to the robbery and losing his business. Losing it he buys a hand gun with his last $150.00. He hunts down his advisary and shoots him coming out of a Burger King he has just robbed. He doesn't kill him and the guy sues him again. But Tim is put in prison for 10 -20 for attempted murder and serves the full term. The thief is out again in a year.

Sorry...I'm so cynical. I lost quiet a bit of faith in our ledgislative and judicial system.

dusrusg
10-18-2007, 02:46 PM
Clearhooter -- I'm glad you don't have any diorama pics to go with your story....

Stangfreak
10-18-2007, 03:39 PM
What ya speak is pretty much the truth now days...
True stories:
1. A man climbs on an elderly lady's roof and attempts to break into her house. He falls through a sky~light and breaks his back in the fall. He sues her and wins a $600,000.00 pay off...
2. A young man working at a Burger King to help pay for his collage, is on break and out back. He sees a robbery just commited and the police chasing the robber. The robber is headed his way, so he throws a football style block into the robber to slow him up. The police capture the robber and he sues the collage student for over $750,000.00 and wins. Plus, the student is fined and sentenced to 6 months in jail for assult...

What kind of drugs are these judges on ?

ClearHooter
10-18-2007, 04:29 PM
Don't want to highjack the thread cause you got some hellofagood diorama work. But in ansewr to your question. The drug I believe is called "ACLUbleedingheartpoliticalcorrectness." Taken with respect it is good for the system. In excess it totally destroys the truth. :dude:

Ricky2400
10-18-2007, 09:08 PM
May I make a correction.....

Crime DOESN'T pay....not "don't pay".

JasonZ
10-18-2007, 10:06 PM
Why does Tim carry his money in a bag

60sMetal
10-18-2007, 10:13 PM
Nice story...and great pics!

tex
10-18-2007, 10:33 PM
bad boys bad boys bad boys what you going to do

JasonZ
10-18-2007, 10:34 PM
bad boys bad boys bad boys what you going to do
whatcha gonna do, when they come for you :woohoo: That was a cool show..

ClearHooter
10-18-2007, 11:42 PM
Why does Tim carry his money in a bag

Cause Mustagman's got the Wells Fargo truck in for customizing? :p