Oh, fine, put me on the spot... let's see:

"That's no moon"

Star Wars

No wait, that's too easy...

"Nice beaver"

"Thank you, I just had it stuffed"...

Airplane

No, that's still too easy...

"You know how I know you're gay? You listen to Coldplay"

No, no, no... um......

40 year Old Virgin


"Franks and beans"

There, much better. A little arcane, but...

Something About Mary



"Mr. Sagan? ......Yes, I understand.......I do apologize, but what I'm about to tell you is something quite horrific."

Actually, the beaver line is from THE NAKED GUN.

Actually, the beaver line is from THE NAKED GUN.

Doh!

"Mr. Sagan? ......Yes, I understand.......I do apologize, but what I'm about to tell you is something quite horrific."



A hint on mine, it's spoken by one of this year's Wonderfest guest. And it's not from anything Trek.

"Mr. Sagan? ......Yes, I understand.......I do apologize, but what I'm about to tell you is something quite horrific."
Miracle Mile. Here's another:

"That you here, Bob, on the cover? 'The Duck of Death?'"

The Unforgiven. Gene Hackman's character talking to Richard Harris'.

Franks and beans.

James Coco in Murder By Death (but should read, "Good God...FRANKS AND BEANS!")

OK, here's a fairly simple one - all I can think of right now while at The Job and w/o access to IMDb to confirm....

(Paraphrasing the first line as I don't recall the exact wording)
You'll go on and forget about me.

How can I forget about you? You're the only person I know.

The Unforgiven. Gene Hackman's character talking to Richard Harris'.

You nailed that scene dead on! However, the title is simply Unforgiven.

OK, here's a fairly simple one - all I can think of right now while at The Job and w/o access to IMDb to confirm....

(Paraphrasing the first line as I don't recall the exact wording)
You'll go on and forget about me.

How can I forget about you? You're the only person I know.

The Bourne Identity. I'm still looking forward to seeing that flick.

Here's a fav: "Will the dancing Hitlers please wait in the wings? We are only seeing singing Hitlers."

The Producers. Classic.

"My Mother shot me once. Once."

Johnny Dangerously! I just checked and it's actually "My grandmother", not "mother". No biggy, tho! My memory ain't the greatest.

Regardless, it's another of my favorites from the mid-80's. It's got some awesome lines & characters, too. One of my favorite's is Roman Moroni's "poorly worded" English:

Roman Moroni (http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0227315/): I would like to direct this to the distinguished members of the panel: You lousy corksuckers. You have violated my farging rights. Dis somanumbatching country was founded so that the liberties of common patriotic citizens like me could not be taken away by a bunch of fargin iceholes... like yourselves.



OK, next set of lines (fairly easy, methinks):

I was wondering if you would like to have sex?
[surprised] Here? With you? Now?
[nervously, nodding] Mm-hmm.
Oh yeah.

You nailed that scene dead on! However, the title is simply Unforgiven.
D'Oh! My bad! I was thinking it was just "Unforgiven", but couldn't remember for sure. My DVD was here at DaHouse and w/o access to IMDb to confirm... So, blame it on faulty memory. It works with my wife.



The Bourne Identity. I'm still looking forward to seeing that flick.

I just watched Identity yesterday, so it was still pretty fresh in my mind. About to pop in The Bourne Supremacy while doing some model work. Can't wait for The Bourne Ultimatum to release!

OK, next set of lines (fairly easy, methinks):

I was wondering if you would like to have sex?
[surprised] Here? With you? Now?
[nervously, nodding] Mm-hmm.
Oh yeah.

Sandra Bullock in Demolition Man, the only movie I ever found her really attractive in, it might have had something to do with this exchange:


Lenina Huxley: Let's go blow this guy.
John Spartan: Away! Blow this guy *away*!
Lenina Huxley: Whatever.

In everything else she's just been cute.

"I'm not sure I agree with you a hundred percent on your police work, there, Lou."

Yeah, I knew it wasn't terribly vague. I didn't want to go too obscure, tho. I thought she was pretty hot in Practical Magic (http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0120791/), with Nicole Kidman.

So, next quote...? :)

"I'm not sure I agree with you a hundred percent on your police work, there, Lou."
Easy one. FARGO.

From a movie that should be better known than it is:

"If I shouldn't come back, I forgive you what happened between you and Sobinski. But if I come back, it's a different matter."

No replies yet. A HINT: The movie starred and was directed by two comedy icons. It was remade 40 years later by another comedy icon.

Jack Benny in "To Be Or Not To Be"

OK, here's an easy one, but I always thought it was a very funny line because of timing and action. (trying not to give too much away)

"See you at the party Richter!"

"See you at the party Richter!"

Total Recall, Innit?


This one's prob'ly easy.

"If God could do the tricks we can do, he'd be a happy man."

Total Recall, Innit?


This one's prob'ly easy.

"If God could do the tricks we can do, he'd be a happy man."

Bush's Brain?

You're tryin' to get me kicked off the BB, aintcha?? :wave:

Glad I wasn't trying to swallow a drink! But, no. It's from a movie filled with memorable lines, most of which would give it away.

"In 22 seconds, I could break your ****ing spine.
In 22 seconds, I could pinch your head off like a ****ing insect
and spin it all over the ****ing pavement. In 22 seconds, I could
put 22 bullets inside your ridiculous gut. What I seem unable to do
in 22 seconds is to keep you from ****ing up my film!"

This one's prob'ly easy.

"If God could do the tricks we can do, he'd be a happy man."
THE STUNT MAN of course.

A recent movie, in reference to California:

"I swear to God, it's like somebody took America by the East Coast, and shook it, and all the normal girls managed to hang on."