View Full Version : OT: Fla. boater stabbed in chest by stingray


bert model maker
10-20-2006, 12:18 AM
Here is another rare stingray stab to the chest, just like what happened to steve irwin.
http://news.yahoo.com/s/ap/20061019/ap_on_re_us/stingray_stabbing (http://news.yahoo.com/s/ap/20061019/ap_on_re_us/stingray_stabbing)

Eric K
10-20-2006, 06:20 AM
i tells ya, they're organized!

John P
10-20-2006, 07:42 AM
I, for one, welcome our future stingray overlords.

El Gato
10-20-2006, 11:11 AM
OH MY GOD! Run for the hills! AAAAAaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!

Zorro
10-20-2006, 11:20 AM
Them stingrays is some mean sumbiches.

Ohio_Southpaw
10-20-2006, 11:41 AM
The Animal Conspiracy....

http://www.vaguebuttrue.com/bt2_4416m.mp3

PhilipMarlowe
10-20-2006, 11:41 AM
Them stingrays is some mean sumbiches.

Well there's some proof for all those treehuggers that want to appease and coddle the stingrays. We didn't take the war on stingrays over there to the ocean, and now we're having to fight them on our own boats.This is what happens when you wait to get attacked again. :cool:

Zorro
10-20-2006, 12:55 PM
Well there's some proof for all those treehuggers that want to appease and coddle the stingrays. We didn't take the war on stingrays over there to the ocean, and now we're having to fight them on our own boats.This is what happens when you wait to get attacked again. :cool:

Manta Rays, Stingrays, Skates - they're all the same. Think they're going to die for the cause, then go to paradise and end up with 72 sturgeons.

gruffydd
10-20-2006, 01:04 PM
It's those Invisible Rays that are particularly insidious.

Although I don't always agree with their methods, their cause is just and overall I'd have to say that I'm pro-ray.

PhilipMarlowe
10-20-2006, 01:06 PM
Yep, and I'll bet you the first things the Stingray Overlords would do if they took control was raise taxes and no longer keep us safe.

Zorro
10-20-2006, 01:10 PM
Yep, and I'll bet you the first things the Stingray Overlords would do if they took control was raise taxes and no longer keep us safe.

Count on it!

Griffworks
10-20-2006, 03:43 PM
I'm still waiting to see if the Blue Ray faction will be attacking. They've already got the advantage, after all. They're in our homes! :eek:

PhilipMarlowe
10-20-2006, 04:25 PM
I'm still waiting to see if the Blue Ray faction will be attacking. They've already got the advantage, after all. They're in our homes! :eek:

Oh man, those Blue ones are the worse! The only thing they know how to do is barb & run. :freak:

El Gato
10-20-2006, 04:26 PM
Not on all homes. One of the things that keep the Blu Rays from being an effective fighting force is because they're in an intense battle with some other faction. I forgot what they're called... :confused:

Zorro
10-20-2006, 04:59 PM
Ray Charles, wearing Ray-Bans.

http://people.ucsc.edu/~ajkhan/rcharles-thumb.jpg

PhilipMarlowe
10-20-2006, 06:00 PM
Ray Charles, wearing Ray-Bans.

http://people.ucsc.edu/~ajkhan/rcharles-thumb.jpg


Uh-oh, just look at this picture of Ray Walston, wearing Ray-Bans, recently leaked to the press .

http://news.bbc.co.uk/olmedia/1095000/images/_1098780_walston300.jpg

Is the timing of the leak just a coincidence!? I don't think so!

Trek Ace
10-20-2006, 06:29 PM
OOOOOOOOOOHHHHHHHHHHHhhhhhhhhhh!!! You can call me Ray...or you can call me Jay....or you can call me Sonny...or you can call me Johnny...

PhilipMarlowe
10-20-2006, 06:50 PM
'Course, not all stingrays are bad:



http://spacecity.sfdaydreams.com/surfaced.jpg



http://naphotos.nerail.org/aboutjeff/stingray.jpg

terryr
10-20-2006, 08:30 PM
Just give them what they want and they'll go away!!

El Gato
10-20-2006, 10:05 PM
'Course, not all stingrays are bad

And some rays are so ashamed of their heritage, they (slightly) change their names:

http://www.wranglernews.com/fay_wray.jpg

scotpens
10-20-2006, 10:55 PM
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'Course, not all stingrays are bad:
In fact, some are classics!

[IMG-LEFT]http://www.hobbytalk.com/bbs1/attachment.php?attachmentid=34281&stc=1[/IMG-LEFT]

Then there's the result of a top-secret genetic experiment: Ray Kroc!

Its natural diet consists of burgers, French fries and McNuggets!

PhilipMarlowe
10-20-2006, 10:58 PM
This guy would never shove a sharp barb into you heart & lungs:


http://www.nerf-herders-anonymous.net/images/JohnRatzenberger_FindingNemo.jpg

toyroy
10-21-2006, 09:10 AM
I think it's time for Stingrays vs. The Woodchipper, or Stingrays vs. Molten Steel.