I had always thought he was pretty dim till I read this:

http://www.suntimes.com/output/entertainment/cst-ftr-pitt09.html

Obviously he's smarter than I thought.

"Well, I would love to marry you, honey, I really would. But it just wouldn't be fair to the gays."

Now that's a creative way to avoid tying the knot.

If it were any other couple, I'd consider it lame.

But both are commited to what they believe, and even though their single effort won't change the hypocracy, I respect them keeping that subject in the media.

I can see Tom Cruise sitting Katie down at breakfast tomorrow and saying,
"You know, I've been thinking about the inequalities in the marriage system lately...."

Err, let me see now. This guy is smart for NOT wanting to marry Angeline Jolie? Okay........

Huzz

Err, let me see now. This guy is smart for NOT wanting to marry Angeline Jolie? Okay........

Huzz

http://www.cnn.com/SHOWBIZ/9703/oscars/best.actor/thorton.jpg

I reckon Brad jus' saved himself some alermony, yessir.

http://www.cnn.com/SHOWBIZ/9703/oscars/best.actor/thorton.jpg
I don't reckon Brad's got no reason to marry nobody. Mmm.

I've got the urge for some french fried purtaatas.

'course, there's also this:

http://www.geocities.com/jewel_australia/Celebrities/AngelinaJolieKissesBrother.jpg

Nothing wrong with offering a guy a smooch... except that's her brother. She's freaky and downright scares me. Maybe what threw Pitt over the edge was that she offered him a little MaT action one night... except it was not the good kind:
http://www.radiofree.com/profiles/angelina_jolie/aj028218.jpg

http://www.radiofree.com/profiles/angelina_jolie/aj028218.jpg

What's she doing with Donald Fagen?

:eek: Nice pic!!!.....Are those check in or carry on?

Pitt is not my fav but I still like him in Joe Black....I just don't like the actress they choose for his girlfriend....she's kinda cute but she didn't make her charactor very real at all.

They're both egocentric, self-important nut-cases, and I'm tired of hearing about 'em. Married, not married, dropped off the face of the Earth; I couldn't care less.

Nothing wrong with offering a guy a smooch... except that's her brother.

Tune in next week.................."As The Stomach Turns" :freak:

Ms. Jolie IS NOT good looking AT ALL !!!!!!!!
her face is pretty scary!

http://www.radiofree.com/profiles/angelina_jolie/aj028218.jpg

What's she doing with Donald Fagen?

So that's who that is? I thought it was Frans Drescher with John Lurie!

Ms. Jolie IS NOT good looking AT ALL !!!!!!!!
her face is pretty scary!
She would make a good "Morticia" on the next Addams Family movie. :roll: :D

HA! HA! HA!! GOOD ONE!
she looks like she could have a career in another kind of movie................

Ms. Jolie IS NOT good looking AT ALL !!!!!!!!
her face is pretty scary!Hey, ANYONE can take a bad picture!

[IMG-LEFT]http://img.coxnewsweb.com/B/09/40/35/image_3135409.jpg[/IMG-LEFT]

Is that Naomi Campbell or Whoopi Goldberg?

I'm struggling with this one. Say it ain't so... say it ain't so... :( :cry:

http://www.thesuperficial.com/images/2006/07/eva-longoria-makeup.jpg

http://www.thesuperficial.com/images/2006/07/eva-longoria-makeup.jpg

Just thought I'd add this.

http://www.worth1000.com/web/media/74626/liz_rsonline_23.jpg

Ms. Jolie IS NOT good looking AT ALL !!!!!!!!
her face is pretty scary!

Face? Well what do you know, I didn't realized she had a face in that picture.

Angie isn't attractive?

Going by that picture they plumped her quite a bit for Lara Croft. The boys were looking at a jiggle bra.

Hey, ANYONE can take a bad picture!

[IMG-LEFT]http://img.coxnewsweb.com/B/09/40/35/image_3135409.jpg[/IMG-LEFT]

Is that Naomi Campbell or Whoopi Goldberg?

does'nt matter, they are both unattractive!!

You really think Naomi Campbell's unattractive?

Well, chacun a son gout.

Personally, I think she's gorgeous, especially when she's naked!

You really think Naomi Campbell's unattractive?

Well, chacun a son gout.

Personally, I think she's gorgeous, especially when she's naked!

Don't forget this is the same genius that believes that's William Shatner's real hair. Obviously the boy needs glasses.

You really think Naomi Campbell's unattractive?

Well, chacun a son gout.

Personally, I think she's gorgeous, especially when she's naked!

i dont think you should be swearing in a foriegn language! (spelling errors intended)!

is Naomi the rich spoiled model that hits people?

well if she hit me i might change my mind!

Don't forget this is the same genius that believes that's William Shatner's real hair. Obviously the boy needs glasses.Obviously you've got me confused with someone else. I've always known that the Shatman's hair is about as real as professional wrestling!is Naomi the rich spoiled model that hits people?

well if she hit me i might change my mind!She's been known to throw a cellphone or two.

I say she can throw whatever she wants, whenever she wants, at whomever she wants!

http://www.preisvergleich.org/pimages/NAOMI-CAMPBELL_88__F-304.135_20.jpg[/IMG-LEFT]


(One of the 100,000 or so [i]good pictures of her)

sorry, still unattractive!




SHATNER'S HAIR IS REAL, MAN!! YOU DONT GET IT, MAN! YOU DONT UNDERSTAND, MAN!!!!!!!!

^Somebody get the tranquilizer gun ready...

Obviously you've got me confused with someone else. I've always known that the Shatman's hair is about as real as professional wrestling!She's been known to throw a cellphone or two.



I was agreeing with you,Scot! it's the eloquent Mr Guard that insist the polyester badger perched on the Shatman's head during his TJ Hooker days is real hair. Obviously he has vision issues.

^Somebody get the tranquilizer gun ready...

I was thinking more along the lines of a tazer... or a poison dart gun.

I'm struggling with this one. Say it ain't so... say it ain't so... :( :cry:

http://www.thesuperficial.com/images/2006/07/eva-longoria-makeup.jpg

Who Dat?

I was agreeing with you,Scot! it's the eloquent Mr Guard that insist the polyester badger perched on the Shatman's head during his TJ Hooker days is real hairSorry about the confusion. That's what happens when you're trying to work, compose a post, and ogle long-legged supermodels at the same time. :rolleyes:

So I assume you also concur with my taste in women?

Who Dat?
According to "properties", it's Eva Longoria.
Yikes!

So I assume you also concur with my taste in women?

Well, I certainly wouldn't call Campbell ugly. But as usual, I agree with my buddy Zorro:

Liz Phair can wipe the floor with the lot of 'em.
http://www.ubcfa.org/Images/Events/liz%20phair-web.jpg

And Natasha Bedingfield ain't chopped liver either.

BTW, if that's what Eva Longoria really looks like, she doesn't need makeup — she needs Bondo and a good sanding down!

Liz Phair is not attractive and she "sold out" musically!!!!!!!!

http://i.rollingstone.com/assets/rs/10/3061/images/00282218_lg.jpg

Lucinda ain't exactly pretty neither but I'd marry her.

SHATNER'S HAIR IS REAL, MAN!! YOU DONT GET IT, MAN! YOU DONT UNDERSTAND, MAN!!!!!!!!

After seeing that picture of Lindsay Lohan, and then the discussion of where William Shatner's hair comes from ... too many obvious jokes arise.... I think I will not be visiting this thread any more!!!

Liz Phair is not attractive and she "sold out" musically!!!!!!!!

make that visually and audioally challenged.

I've stopped reading his opinions long ago. I don't think john guard likes anything except men in pink clothing. Not that there's anything wrong with that.

WRONG!
i like :
Star Wars
the Who
Mimi Rogers
vanilla ice Cream
El Gato
USA Today
flying first class
Almost Live
and many many more things!

i dont like :
any Peter Jackson flim
smelly garbage
latte drinkers
fantasy football
speed bumps
walks on the beach
and much much more.............

Alright, fellas. Watch the personal stuff. We've all got our opinions and need to remember to respect that others do, too - no matter how much we might disagree w/those opinions or how silly we might find them.

Only when it gets disruptive will I need to step in.

So, please remember to play nice. I'd appreciate it. :)

So, to get back to the off-topic topic, has Naomi Campbell thrown anything at Angelina Jolie lately?

Just recently here someone speculated that Shatner had a fixation on his hair and wondered why. Clearly, if that's so, it's because of people like those here. I've never really understood it. It's like making fun of someon for having a cleft pallete or something.... Frankly, I'll go on record as preferring the Shatner we've had for decades over one that is bald. All this anti-toupee animus is remarkably lame, but somehow passes as high comedy.

Everybody's sense of humor is different, Richard. Some folks literally find fecal matter to be humorous whereas others find cute, furry bunnies to be the height of humor.

*shrug* To each their own.

Frankly, I'll go on record as preferring the Shatner we've had for decades over one that is bald. All this anti-toupee animus is remarkably lame, but somehow passes as high comedy.Nobody said it was "high" comedy. It's just that certain things will always be funny: bodily functions, intestinal gas emissions, bananas, chickens, cows, polka-dotted boxer shorts, and bad toupees!. . . chacun a son gout. *shrug* To each their own.I believe I just said that.

Sorry, my Universal Translator Program doesn't seem to be working and I never learned... er... whatever language that is. German? :)

Yeah, it's just sometimes the whole thing falls apart. You always see people talk about people needing to have a sense of humor about things, but then I think about how stuff like this must have dogged him for most of his life, and I think how crummy that must be. I just feel for people who have to put up with stuff like that.

Everybody's sense of humor is different, Richard. Some folks literally find fecal matter to be humorous...

You mean like Captain's log? :)