View Full Version : SUPER Once in a Lifetime Opportunity!


Zorro
06-29-2006, 01:03 AM
"Get it early, in time for the excitement of the new blockbuster movie!"

http://cgi.ebay.com/Superman-6ft-Life-Size-Figure-Mannequin-w-suit_W0QQitemZ190002100003QQihZ009QQcategoryZ2482Q QrdZ1QQcmdZViewItem

phrankenstign
06-29-2006, 01:44 AM
He seems to be wearing one of John Byrne's non-super uniforms. It also looks like Superman's just been worked over by some super-villain.

John P
06-29-2006, 07:51 AM
I didn't know Supes was a gay male prostitute!

PhilipMarlowe
06-29-2006, 08:10 AM
Errr, am I the only one to notice Superman has breast in those pictures? And we're not talking man-boobs either!

"You'll believe a man has a B-cup!"

klgonsneedbotox
06-29-2006, 09:02 AM
I had no idea that Kevin Nealon played Superman...

terryr
06-29-2006, 10:34 AM
Errr, am I the only one to notice Superman has breast in those pictures? And we're not talking man-boobs either!

"You'll believe a man has a B-cup!"


Those Kryptonian Super Steriods have side effects.

beck
06-29-2006, 02:43 PM
his mommy needs to darn(mend) his socks .
hb

Zathros
06-29-2006, 10:26 PM
Hmmm..Looks more like Super "boy"..and when is he gonna have the "operation"??..A bit feminine looking to me....

The Batman
06-29-2006, 11:06 PM
I had no idea that Kevin Nealon played Superman...

I was thinking more of Christopher Walken.

- GJS

Seaview
06-29-2006, 11:25 PM
Observations; it's a "female" mannequin with a really bad haircut. If the seller desperatly wants to make some "filthy auction lucre", he oughtta just sell the costume by itself without the rather scarey lookin' doll in order to cash in on the current Super-craze.
But the comparison with Christopher Walken does raise a good point!

Poor Superman; look at what they've DONE to you!!! :drunk:

klgonsneedbotox
06-30-2006, 09:41 AM
Actually, if you look at the waistline, I think you will see it's not a female mannequin. I think that part looks too think/wide...most female mannequins are curvy...

I will say this though...he needs a "Manziere" or a "Bro"...

Christopher Walken...yeah, that works!

Zombie_61
06-30-2006, 01:23 PM
Except for the somewhat normal-looking face and advanced case of gynecomastia, it looks more like Frank Miller's emaciated "nuked Supes".

The really sad thing is that this once belonged to his father--it's a family heirloom! :eek:

El Gato
06-30-2006, 01:33 PM
Wow, I'd like that to be hanging around in my house... :freak:

yamahog
06-30-2006, 02:05 PM
I need it (him?) for the back of my bike!

JGG1701
06-30-2006, 06:22 PM
:freak: That is one of them thar shemales.:freak:

Zombie_61
07-01-2006, 01:54 PM
:freak: That is one of them thar shemales.:freak:To paraphrase Walter Sobchak from The Big Lebowski:

"Dude, 'shemale' is not the preferred nomenclature. 'Transgender,' please."

gruffydd
07-05-2006, 04:47 PM
Hmmm..Looks more like Super "boy"..and when is he gonna have the "operation"??..A bit feminine looking to me....

But three crucial elements missing: nipples and a dragon.