lonfan
12-12-2005, 04:20 PM
In Fact My whole Beef with this film,I can't tell ya' without revealing a Major Spoiler If Ya' plan on seeing this one Don't...If it's too late Well all I could Recomend is poping on an old Classic it seems to Counteract the Effects of this one (somewhat) lol Anyhoo, Btw this "Review" was what I'd written to a friend of mine which explains some of my Sentences (I hope lol) Anyway This Film stars that Cute young French Actress that I first saw As "Tinkerbell" in that recent Peter Pan Film (2003?) (I really don't care for Short hair on a Lady But occasionally it works like in this case! lol) I also saw this Actress in another French Film called "Swimming Pool" iirc that Also sucked! lol
DO NOT F with a film called "High Tension" It's about two gals that go one's Parents farmhouse in France for a Holiday (it's a French Film with some English and Subtitles) So these two Gals are kinda hot Anyhoo Then this old Nasty lookin' French guy shows up and in various GRAPHIC ways Kills Everybody EXCEPT for the Hot Daughter and her Hot Buddy.There's a great Scene with a guy who has his head placed in between some Stairrails then the Psycho Shoves an old Solid Dresser towards him Loppin' off his head! (Think of that Foot Scene In Misery! Oucch lol) BUT this guy chains one up to take home to "use" later and the Girl Guest is running around unnoticed like Bruce Willis in Die Hard. She spends most of the Film Following this Old Psycho around till she can Rescue her Friend, BUT there then is a Twist at the End Which I won't tell ya' unless you allow me to BUT surfice it to say The Filmmakers Try to Create a Hichcock ending Similar to "Psycho" but the thing is (although Liza doesn't Completely agree) You Can't make a Film and lead your viewers One direction,Then Try to tell them that "Oh that wasn't really happening This Ending is the Real Story" Well I know that that Babble made no sense but Trust me It was Frustrating Just Imagine If They ACTUALLY Had Shown You Norman Bate's Mother Walking and Talking,Interacting With people Throughout the Movie BUT THEN at the very end said it was all in Poor Normans Head! Well actually Hichcock DID do that! But if there Really wasn't a Grimey French Psycho Killing everyone Then WHO Ran this Girl Off The Road?Okay The Deal is The Girl Guest Turns out to be the Psycho Old Guy! YET She Fought this guy In Front of other People no less! If ya' follow me? so it couldn't have all been in her mind see?When she actually Kills the Psycho old French guy and go's to the Truck and tries to free her buddy The Buddy starts screamin' and says "You killed my Family leave Me Alone Aaaaaaahhh" lol Anyhoo So Ya' see That In My Opinion made this Movie a real Stink Bomb!lol Sure I know what a "Red Herring" is But ya' can't try to tell us that The SHOWN KILLER NEVER EXSISTED! jeeze Okay So Enough of my Rant on French Horror Films lol Listen I suppose this entire post won't make much sense to you unless you have seen this for yourself,and although the FX are good and there is a LOT of Tension built till the Middle,But by the End it is as insane as the Killer in the Film to expect the Audience believe that although we saw this girl Run off the Road in her Car (and rolling Several times!) by the Murderer in his Truck, We are expected to believe that this never happened! come on! lol I hope one of us here saw this just so you could explain this mess to me Please! lol
John/Lonfan
DO NOT F with a film called "High Tension" It's about two gals that go one's Parents farmhouse in France for a Holiday (it's a French Film with some English and Subtitles) So these two Gals are kinda hot Anyhoo Then this old Nasty lookin' French guy shows up and in various GRAPHIC ways Kills Everybody EXCEPT for the Hot Daughter and her Hot Buddy.There's a great Scene with a guy who has his head placed in between some Stairrails then the Psycho Shoves an old Solid Dresser towards him Loppin' off his head! (Think of that Foot Scene In Misery! Oucch lol) BUT this guy chains one up to take home to "use" later and the Girl Guest is running around unnoticed like Bruce Willis in Die Hard. She spends most of the Film Following this Old Psycho around till she can Rescue her Friend, BUT there then is a Twist at the End Which I won't tell ya' unless you allow me to BUT surfice it to say The Filmmakers Try to Create a Hichcock ending Similar to "Psycho" but the thing is (although Liza doesn't Completely agree) You Can't make a Film and lead your viewers One direction,Then Try to tell them that "Oh that wasn't really happening This Ending is the Real Story" Well I know that that Babble made no sense but Trust me It was Frustrating Just Imagine If They ACTUALLY Had Shown You Norman Bate's Mother Walking and Talking,Interacting With people Throughout the Movie BUT THEN at the very end said it was all in Poor Normans Head! Well actually Hichcock DID do that! But if there Really wasn't a Grimey French Psycho Killing everyone Then WHO Ran this Girl Off The Road?Okay The Deal is The Girl Guest Turns out to be the Psycho Old Guy! YET She Fought this guy In Front of other People no less! If ya' follow me? so it couldn't have all been in her mind see?When she actually Kills the Psycho old French guy and go's to the Truck and tries to free her buddy The Buddy starts screamin' and says "You killed my Family leave Me Alone Aaaaaaahhh" lol Anyhoo So Ya' see That In My Opinion made this Movie a real Stink Bomb!lol Sure I know what a "Red Herring" is But ya' can't try to tell us that The SHOWN KILLER NEVER EXSISTED! jeeze Okay So Enough of my Rant on French Horror Films lol Listen I suppose this entire post won't make much sense to you unless you have seen this for yourself,and although the FX are good and there is a LOT of Tension built till the Middle,But by the End it is as insane as the Killer in the Film to expect the Audience believe that although we saw this girl Run off the Road in her Car (and rolling Several times!) by the Murderer in his Truck, We are expected to believe that this never happened! come on! lol I hope one of us here saw this just so you could explain this mess to me Please! lol
John/Lonfan