View Full Version : Elke Sommer is a goddess


John P
12-11-2005, 05:06 PM
Just watching the Matt Helm film "The Wrecking Crew" and remembering what I loved about the sixties ...

http://www.inpayne.com/temp/elke102.jpg

http://www.inpayne.com/temp/elke103.jpg

http://www.inpayne.com/temp/elke105.jpg

Whew! Helloooooo, puberty!

beeblebrox
12-11-2005, 05:34 PM
I haven't seen those...I mean...her in anything in a long time. :thumbsup:

Zorro
12-11-2005, 05:57 PM
She was freakin' gorgeous and also a genuinely funny comedic actress. Looks like she's been working primarily in her native Germany for the past 20 years.

scotpens
12-11-2005, 06:44 PM
Elke was one hell of a sexy babe. She actually made the lame Bob Hope-Phyllis Diller comedy Boy, Did I Get a Wrong Number! worth watching.

Babaganoosh
12-11-2005, 06:57 PM
heh-heh!

You guys are old!

Wait, what am I talking about? I'm into Bettie Page!

She is pretty hot, though

mactrek
12-11-2005, 07:01 PM
Hey John,
Just in case you weren't quite done drooling on your keyboard...

http://www.heresie.com/enfer/elke/el22.jpg

:cool: :wave:

John P
12-11-2005, 07:41 PM
Oh, like I don't have that photo! :lol:

DR. PRETORIOUS
12-11-2005, 09:52 PM
Is Matt Helm available on dvd?:confused:

john guard
12-11-2005, 10:24 PM
Vaa-vaa-voooom!!!!!!!!!

John P
12-11-2005, 11:30 PM
Is Matt Helm available on dvd?:confused:

Yes! All four films in one box for around $25!!

http://www.dvdplanet.com/product_listing.asp?productid=58228&format=DVD

DR. PRETORIOUS
12-11-2005, 11:54 PM
thanks John:)

big-dog
12-12-2005, 05:12 AM
Her pic from Playboy I saw was amazing. No front bottoms (as they say in Calendar Girls) but still drewlable.

Old_McDonald
12-12-2005, 09:09 AM
For you old timers like me, what were your favorite things about the 60's.
My favorite things were:

Puberty
muscle cars
women in mini-skirts
women with curves
the hey day of Playboy
The invention of the Pill
No HIV
Annette Funiciello in a bikini

what more could anyone want from a decade? I'd love to see the women of Fox and Friends sitting in those chairs with mini-skirts of then.

scotpens
12-12-2005, 05:21 PM
For you old timers like me, what were your favorite things about the 60's.
My favorite things were:
Puberty
muscle cars
women in mini-skirts
women with curves
the hey day of Playboy
The invention of the Pill
No HIV
Annette Funiciello in a bikiniThere's a Hollywood myth that, when American International Pictures made "Bikini Beach" (the first of the Frankie-and Annette beach flicks), Walt Disney made them agree never to put Annette in a bikini because he didn't want her sweet-little-Mousketeer image sullied. Truth is (or so I've heard), the AIP folks had no intention of having Annette wear a bikini because frankly, my dear, she didn't quite have the figure for it. No personal insult meant to Ms. Funicello, but not everyone looks good 90% naked. In those movies she always wore a one-piece or a modest two-piece swimsuit.

Now Ursula Andress or Raquel Welch, on the other hand. . .

John P
12-12-2005, 08:32 PM
While I'm screen-capping Matte Helm, here's Ann-Margaret chained to a wall:

Old_McDonald
12-13-2005, 09:10 AM
There's a Hollywood myth that, when American International Pictures made "Bikini Beach" (the first of the Frankie-and Annette beach flicks), Walt Disney made them agree never to put Annette in a bikini because he didn't want her sweet-little-Mousketeer image sullied. Truth is (or so I've heard), the AIP folks had no intention of having Annette wear a bikini because frankly, my dear, she didn't quite have the figure for it. No personal insult meant to Ms. Funicello, but not everyone looks good 90% naked. In those movies she always wore a one-piece or a modest two-piece swimsuit.

Now Ursula Andress or Raquel Welch, on the other hand. . .

You're right about the movies. in fact, not only was she too "voluptuous" but she was pregnant during the filiming of one of them. However, she has done some poses for publicity in what is probably more correct to say a 2 piece bathing suit instead of a bikini. I can't post pics but I can post this link to her in a 2 piece suit.

http://www.celebs-gallery.com/pages/annette_funicello_01.html

She was also hot in her short negligee in the Pajama Party movie

Jim NCC1701A
01-09-2006, 06:47 AM
You guys are old!

Wait, what am I talking about? I'm into Bettie Page!
Everything old is new again :roll:
http://www.latexlair.com/img/covers/2005/oct2005/02.jpg