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Does she wear that in the new movie?

No wonder poor old Darth was always breathin' heavy!

Hmmmm.....unexpected ignition of the ol' light sabre.

We're all getting old.
But if you must satisfy your child-woman prurience go see "Closer" ... her stripper character is the only likeable one.

I like Natalie, but the make-up's a bit too 80s...

José

I like Natalie, but the make-up's a bit too 80s...
So what's the problem? Did the '80s teach you nothing? Don't you understand that the reflex is a door to finding treasure in the dark? I mean, you've really gone too far this time, and now you've forced me to dance on the valentine. I don't have a choice now.

I knew somebody had been fooling around with my chances on the danger line -- I guess it must have been you. I should have known ...

Buy time -- don't lose it. That's my motto. ;)

Qapla'

SSB

Portman's OK but I hav'nt gotten over JEAN HARLOW yet. BTW, Playboy has both Paris Hilton and former pop music diva, the Brittany Spears of her day, Debbie Gibson.

I think she did that " Shake, shake, shake your love " song. Both girls in the same issue.

Os

Portman's OK but I hav'nt gotten over JEAN HARLOW yet. BTW, Playboy has both Paris Hilton and former pop music diva, the Brittany Spears of her day, Debbie Gibson.

I think she did that " Shake, shake, shake your love " song. Both girls in the same issue.

Os

I've heard Portman plays a stripper in "Closer" but never sheds any clothing in her stripping scenes. I hate that.

I recently saw the Paris Hilton "home video". The young lady is really quite "talented" in a certain respect. I'd give her an A minus.

You know the saying, "You can never be too rich, or too thin?" I think Paris Hilton proves you can be both.

I saw in TV Guide that Hilton has a cameo in the show American Dreams as Barbara Eden. I would like to know the logic behind that bit of casting. :confused:

And in regards to the Natalie Portman cover, anyone else think she looks like a 14 year old playing dress up? Maybe I'm just getting old.

Playboy has [SNIP] Debbie Gibson.
Aiiiiiiiieeeeeee!!! My youth is now graveyard dead! I still remember seeing her back in the day and thinking she was too young for me to even notice she was cute (I was 19, she about 14 at the time). She was so bubbly and innocent back then ...
anyone else think she looks like a 14 year old playing dress up? Maybe I'm just getting old.
Try working on a college campus. In Florida. And being just a little too old (36) to think the thoughts generated by the wonders you behold -- and yet still too young not to think those thoughts.

Sigh.

Qapla'

SSB

That reminds me of one day a few years ago when I was heading home from the local gym and a younger guy commented on some of the girls there that day.

"Man of man! Did you seem them today?! Blinding! Totally blinding!!

SB - get regular eye exams and you'll be fine!

LOL!

Huzz

SB - get regular eye exams and you'll be fine!
Hey, I've been here six years and asked out one post-doctoral student in that entire time; I should have made that move earlier than a month before she was to return to England -- she was an incredibly charming young lady. She was also about 25 or 26, so she was actually old enough, as I was about 33 then.

But I figure that if I can be here six years and successfully keep my hands to myself, I can do anything!

Qapla'

SSB

I've heard Portman plays a stripper in "Closer" but never sheds any clothing in her stripping scenes. I hate that.

I recently saw the Paris Hilton "home video". The young lady is really quite "talented" in a certain respect. I'd give her an A minus.

Scott, I think you heard wrong.

A concept that I have Firefly to thank for. Whenever I find myself in your particular situation. I remind myself that I'm risking going to "the special Hell reserved for child molesters and people who talk during movies"

anyone else think she looks like a 14 year old playing dress up?

Anybody want to bring up Brooke Shield's career? :freak:

Thought not.

Scott, I think you heard wrong.

So she actually get's nekkid? Semi-nekkid?

I'm Sorry she looks pretty Good in that Skin Tight White Star Wars Outfit BUT overall Nat just does'nt do it for me...Now Barbra Carrera THAT'S A WOMAN!!! lol


JOHN/LONFAN

Brooke Shields' career.

That's the best oxymoron I've seen in years.


Anybody want to bring up Brooke Shield's career? :freak:

Thought not.

another quote from firefly that goes well here...."I'll be in my bunk"

I will resist the obvious comment about what she does to my Lightsaber.

I like Natalie, but the make-up's a bit too 80s...

José

She does seem to have a Betsy Russell/Lucinda Dickey kinda thing going on..

We're all getting old.
But if you must satisfy your child-woman prurience go see "Closer" ... her stripper character is the only likeable one.

Well, I'm only 22. *ahem* SHE'S HOT!!!! *ahem* Thank you.

I'm 48, but as long as she's legal, I can at least look.

Ah, Brooke Shields, the youngster that made movies for adults....some of them anyway. Later she had her own TV show for years and made tons of mullah.

She likes dolls, used to date me a lot years ago but she became a pest, was begging to marry me. I had to tell her to get lost.

Ya notice how you never hear about her or see her anymore?

Os

Diddn't Brooke and George Burns have something going on a while back ????????????? :p

If you did'nt get my line about Brooke liking dolls, well for you who don't know, I'm a ventriloquist dummy!

Os

Who're you callin' dummy? :D

BTW, there's a new book out: "WINCH The autobiography of Paul Winchell" $35.00 HB. He must've been really old when he wrote this b/c he aint no spring rooster anymore.

Os

GOLLY!

People may think Winchell is just a hasbeen TV vent and the voice of Tigger BUT Dr. Heimlich's forward suggests Winchell is more than a vent. He has been helping make energy saving devices, designing a self sufficient Energy Farm, developing hydrogen fuel cells, developing wind turbines, etc.

Of course his KNOWN invention is the first human artificial heart. NOT that he created the idea but he was the first to come up with something about it.

There's bios on stars who're only in their 20's for cryin out loud. At least Winchell HAD a long life when he wrote his.

Os

To get back on the topic of women, LINDA BLAIR is hotter than Shields and Portman!
Os

Thank god! I was wondering how we got from Natalie Portman to Paul freaking Winchell! :rolleyes:

Portman does look like a kid and so on the topic of underage looking legal girl celebs, how do ya like those Olsen Twins?
You know those girls don't like boys....MEN are what they like! THIRTY YEAR OLDS even! Is that strange or what?
Os

Not on topic for a fantasy BB? Well Christina Ricci's in CURSED, a werewolf flick. I have no idea if it's any good.
Os

Sorry, but no one's beat Louise Brooks yet in my book!

http://www.pandorasbox.com/louisebrooks/portraits.html

I still think Natalie was going for the Betsy Russell
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Natalie? That pic's a promo shot for ANGEL 2 from the early 80's. The first ANGEL gal DONNA WILKES was much hotter than any of the girls mentioned so far save Blair and Harlow. Donna only was in one other thing, TV's short lived "Hello Larry". She left sho biz never to return.

Os

Natalie? That pic's a promo shot for ANGEL 2 from the early 80's. The first ANGEL gal DONNA WILKES was much hotter than any of the girls mentioned so far save Blair and Harlow. Donna only was in one other thing, TV's short lived "Hello Larry". She left sho biz never to return.

Os

Yep that's Betsy from "Angel 2", Joe Bob Briggs said back then she always looked like she just collided with a Max Factor truck.

OHHHH, now I understand. You were'nt saying that was Portman. I did'nt ralize that Angel was Betsy. I thought you meant Betsy Russel ala a 40's star. Then again it was JANE Russel I just remembered.

Os

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I think it was Kurt Russel you were thinking of. :wave:

IN OTHER WORDS I did'nt know who Betsy Russel was and I confused the name with 40's actress Jane Russel.

At first I did'nt know why he showed an ANGEL 2 pic thinking he thought that Portman pic resembled Jane Russel so I told him he was showing the wrong girl.

It's not like Betsy is still in movies so anyone would know who she is.

Os

It's not like Betsy is still in movies so anyone would know who she is.

Os

She's the one that takes the memorable horse ride in the eighties arthouse flick "Private School" along with uber-hottie Phoebe Cates.

WE GOT IT! :freak:

So now the question becomes how many besides JohnP are wanting to see her in Playboy.

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I think there are some shots on the web of her sunbathing topless.

I think there are some shots on the web of her sunbathing topless.



Rob's Celebs is the Place. Seems to be an Outfit in the UK but they have EVERYBODY in "Revealing" Pictorials! :devil:


JOHN/LONFAN (Still Say Either Barbara Carrerra or Sonia Braga) Didcha' Ever see that Film the Rookie? Sonia really took Eastwood "For A Ride" lol Hey since I'm WAYYY Off Topic anyway Does anybody know whatever happened to Debra Vanvalkenburg from an eighties Sitcom Called "Too Close For Comfort" with Ted Knight? I had a Big Crush on her when I was in High School lol I don't wanna Get Banned So to be Tasteful THE First uh "Mature" Movie ahem...I ever Saw starred a Actress/Preformer Named Veronica Hart. For "That Kind Of Film" I thought "Wow This Lady Not only Looked Normal (As if she could live down the Street from ya') BUT she Could actually ACT!! lol Well FF to a few years later (late 89') I was in San Fransico and I walk by a Beautiful Adult Cinema and there was Miss Hart aka Jane Hamilton ,Well I walked in Turns out it was some kind of Promo thing BUT Ms. Hart was Really Nice and I managed to get her Autograph on a Picture (she gave me the Photo) that I'd NEVER be able to Display! lol :thumbsup: This was the Second Time I'd seen her in Person,The First was I herd she was gonna do an Apperance at a local Adult Theater in my Town. I Snuck in and Met her I made a Gag that Her Film "Roles" "got me through Puberty" lol Ms. Hart ACTUALLY Remembered my Pitiful joke when I introduced my self 2 Years later! I thought that was pretty Cool! lol Okay Sorry if I offended anyone. Last thing There is just Something about Actresses OR Women in general that are Brunette YET Although I prefer my Ladies to be Latin There is Something about this Actress Brittney Murphy! something kinda "Seasoned" lol about her even though Blondes Aren't my first Choice this Brittney Murphy Intregiques Me! lol (I'm sure I spelled that wrong but you get my Point I hope?) lol

JOHN/LONFAN

Those topless pics make me want to MOVE to St. Bart's. All the hot star chickies get naked there - look for the Alyssa Milano pics...

OKAY YA' FORCED ME TO DO THIS here is my LIST of the (IMHO) HOTTEST!
Say I even have a Blonde or two lol

Barbara Carrerra
Jane Seymour
Linda Harrison
Jill Hennesey
Crystal Chaple
Debra VanValkenbargh (sp)
Julie Newmar
Maria Conchita Alonso
Gloria Estefan
Bebe Neurwith
Kelly Rippa
Racheal Ticotin (Total Recall)
Racheal Blakely ( from Lost World Tv Series)
Brittney Murphy
Sonia Braga
Meg Tilly (her Sis ain't bad either! lol)
Leslie Kay Sterling(Soap Actress and Soft Core
Mary Elizbeth Masterantionio (sp)
Laura San Giacoumo
Hyapatia Lee (adult Actress)
Veronica Hart (Adult)
Thalia (Spanish Singer)
Annie Potts (Designing Women)
Yancy Butler
Marlee Matlin
Nigella Lawson (Cooking Show VERY Hot! lol)
Rosie Perez
Sela Ward
Racheal Ward (Sharkey's Machine)
Joely Fisher (Redhead Wow!!)

Well That gives ya' an Idea of my Type Plus there's Thousands whom nither me Nor the Mrs. can Identify BUT still find very attractive! lol Did ya' see the Tom Hanks Movie "Terminal"? Well Who was the "Customs" Officer that Hanks Has to go and get Stamped by Everyday? She was Very Nice kinda looks like Wil Smith's wife (Jada Pinket) Speaking of Wil Smith How bout his Sister on the Fresh Prince Show? Her name is Karyn Parsons, Cute! Pam Grier or Jayne Kennedy anyone? lol
JOHN/LONFAN

I think there are some shots on the web of her sunbathing topless.

Yes there are some very clear shots of her sunbathing. It makes it clear that she is a little underweight and looks better in clothes.